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January 21st 2012, 11:14 PM
This is going to be a long list for me
I've watched some shit in my time.1. Batman & Robin (1997) This film hurt me It actually hurt me. I love Batman but this is awful, just awful. Ugh. 2. Epic Movie I was drunk when I watched this and I normally like shit when I'm drunk. Vodka didn't even make this film funny. It's stupid, toilet humour a four year old probably wouldn't find amusing. 3. The Hottie & The Nottie Paris Hilton seriously can't act :| I also don't know why she's considered the "hottie" -____- 4. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie I watched this when I was a kid (I think I rented it from the video shop) and I completely forgot about it until I found a review online I felt dirty watching it.5. The Room The only reason I watched this was because it had such terrible reviews. I have no idea what it's meant to be I always tell people to watch it though because it's so bad. It amazes me.6. Bratz This is a strange one. I hate it yet love it at the same time. I love it because it's so fucking bad. Sometimes I just want to watch something which doesn't allow me to think ![]() 7. Titanic - The Legend Goes On Oh Jesus :| ![]() |
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January 22nd 2012, 12:28 AM
SPOILER ALERT.
The box- anybody understand wtf was going on in that movie, i got bored and started texting i look back up and all kinds of crazy stuff going on. And Cameron Diaz accent was a whole other mystery lol. Halloween 2 (the new version) - i loved the remake of Halloween 1 seeing Michael as a kid was interesting but what the flip was going in part 2. Ghost mother? Really? Smh. The Hannah Montana movie- I hated H.M. to begin with but my cousin wanted to see it so...the entire movie is about deciding if she wants be Hannah or Miley and in the end ABSOLUTELY NOTHING changes. She keeps both. And her friends/brother are barely even in it when they are the funny ones. What a waste of 2hrs. We are all born for love. It is the principal of existence, and its only end.
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January 22nd 2012, 12:30 AM
1. The Hangover. I really hate this movie. For some reason, a lot of people like it.
2. Disney's Chicken Little. What a waste of a movie. 3. Thumbelina. This has got to have some of the worst songs ever in a children's movie. 4. School of Rock. Why did they make this movie? There's more but I can't think of them. |
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January 22nd 2012, 01:03 PM
I didn't mind Hannah Montana - The Movie. I agree, the end was stupid. People kept asking me if she choose between Hannah or Miley and I didn't know how to answer :| I also don't get why Lilly got so pissed off about Miley/Hannah "ruining" her party. If a teenage girl in real life had a pop star at her party people would love her.
It also gives out a bad message to children. It's okay to pretend to be someone else just to make people happy? Hmmmm. Then again my standards of bad films are so unbelievably low that's probably why I didn't mind Hannah Montana
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January 22nd 2012, 02:08 PM
idk maybe the the main reason i disliked it so much was because as i stated before i wasn't really a fan so when my cousin begged me to see it with her when i agreed two things were going thru my head:
1. Alright well Lilly,Oliver, and Jackson are hilarious so ok. 2. I'm curious to kno who she picks. So in the end i felt like i wasted my time. And nothing changed which made me feel like they purposely made it seem like she was picking one just to get people to go see a movie that ultimately kinda pointless so they could make money at the box office yet keep their show as well. I totally agree with you about the lily thing tho i didnt understand why she was so mad either. Did you ever watch Sweet 16 on MTV? it seems one of the main things the girls worried about besides their dress was what big name they could get to go to their party. And yup according to Disney you should live some huge elaborate lie and that is totally ok. weird. We are all born for love. It is the principal of existence, and its only end.
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January 22nd 2012, 02:40 PM
Exactly. And all her friends love Hannah Montana. It would be amazing :| She would be the coolest person in school.
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January 22nd 2012, 09:18 PM
Oh, The Number 23. A lot of people seem to like it but I thought the ending was STUPID >____< I hate stupid twist endings. The beginning and middle was okay, in fact I was somewhat enjoying it but the ending was just, ugh.
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January 22nd 2012, 09:29 PM
The one's that spring to mind are:
Hotel for Dogs: what the actual fudge. Paranormal Activity: not even scary. Epic Movie: rubbish humor. |
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January 24th 2012, 05:38 PM
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January 26th 2012, 01:27 AM
human centipede is messed up and just plain wrong! nobody ever watch it! unless you like horror and are disturbed then you might like it.
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January 26th 2012, 01:30 AM
I've seen some terrible films in my time but last week I watched the Devils Backbone and it was awful. It was in Spanish and was apparently a horror film but I was more bored than scared
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January 26th 2012, 01:41 AM
I have to add: Anger Management. Why does this movie exist? The guy is calm, kind of a pushover, but everyone acts like he's always screaming. It's ridiculous!
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January 26th 2012, 03:26 AM
In Her Shoes- I feel anger every time I see it's on Television.. (Which is too damn often)
And Bridesmaids- A pretty new film, can't frigging STAND IT. It is beyond predictable, and it comes across like they actually only had about 40 minutes of relevant footage and filled in the rest with nonsense and irrelevant, boring, excessive chit chat... This is Brian Connolly ---> <--- This is me"Obsession" would be an insulting understatement. |
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January 26th 2012, 04:12 AM
The Ugly Truth and Eat Pray Love.
The first is sexist rubbish (to both genders!) and just painfully unfunny. The second is self indulgent crap "wah, I'm rich, have a loving husband and great job. Let me go visit some mystical foreigners and their inspiration poverty so I can find myself!" To love. To be loved. To never forget your own insignificance. To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. To seek joy in the saddest places. To pursue beauty to its lair. To never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. To respect strength, never power. Above all, to watch. To try and understand. To never look away. And never, never, to forget
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January 28th 2012, 03:35 PM
Pans Labyrinth: It was okay I guess, I just really wasn't into all the graphic violence. That and you couldn't look away for a second because the whole movie is in Spanish and you need subtitles.
Ghost Rider: I saw it in the cinema and it was just bull. I hated the whole thing. Vampire Bats: Cheap movie I bought on holiday. It's just insane. It's just about some bats killing people or some shit. Titanic: Say what you like, it bored the living hell out of me and I gave up halfway through it. The Blair Witch Project: While I understand it was supposed to look amateur so it was like they really did just find some footage in the woods, the storyline was crap, didn't make a lot of sense, and the film wasn't scary. There wasn't even any conclusion or explanations, they just all died. There are many more. I would add Paranormal Activity but it was so utterly crap on the scare factor that I went out and bought it for the laughs when she's dragged out the room and stuff.
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January 28th 2012, 05:00 PM
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is a lot worse. It's full of pretentious idiots. The film makes no sense and it has a stupid twist ending which also doesn't make any sense. It also has nothing to do with the "book of shadows" :| Somehow the camera work is worse than the original
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January 28th 2012, 05:07 PM
Cloverfield. What a waste of my time. The whole time I was watching it, I was trying to figure out whether or not I liked it. The ending sucked. I decided I didn't like it.
The entire Saw series. I see absolutely no entertainment in people getting tortured by a psychopath. |
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January 30th 2012, 08:29 AM
I'll only write down the ones that make it at the top of my list. In no order:
- Epic Movie: no plot, shit acting, boring - Disaster Movie: no plot, shit acting, using the same joke endlessly that wasn't funny in the first place - Paranormal Activity: only horror is how dull and boring it is - Bad Teacher: From the ads, it looked quite promising. The acting was pretty good, plot was there but there was only a bit of humour here and there. - Napolean Dynamite: I didn't find anything funny about it, I stopped watching after a while. - Devil: I couldn't stop laughing from the plot alone and when they were trapped in the elevator, the "devil" part was far too repetitive. - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: Most of the other movies were a bit more exciting but this movie took ages for anything to happen and when something happened, all you could do was yawn. I haven't seen Part 2 but if it's anything like Part 1, I'm saving my money for another day. - Borat: I'll admit, the movie was rather funny at first but it lost its humour by repeating the same thing over and over. - Edward Scissorhands: When I first saw this, I truly thought it was meant to be a comedy because I was laughing away. I list it under horrible movies because the humour was always ruined by the "drama". - Twilight: Shit acting, shit plot and all the characters looked bored out of their skulls. Bella was, for some reason, paler than the dead Edward, which made me think she was a vampire as well but I guess she has scurvy or avoids the sunlight. Edward bumbled around like a koala bear trying to nibble on food wherever it lay. - Bangkok Dangerous: Nicholas Cage's acting is the one thing that ruined this movie the most. He was meant to play an emotionless hitman but instead he comes off as a depressed, bitter and lonely hitman. As a result, the movie is disjointed when he is killing people because he usually seems more emotionless but once the scene is over, it's back to depressed, sour, bitter and lonely hitman. Other actors, such as Charlie Yeung were damn near fantastic but they were drowned by Cage's god-awful performance. Possibly Bad Movies - Karate Kid 2010: I was amazed with Jackie Chan's fantastic acting as you never see that in his other movies. Unfortunately, Jaden Smith's acting was crap, he seemed disinterested, snobby to the point you would've liked it if the other kids got their hands on him and ruined the emotional part where Chan talks about his child's death. With Ralph Macchio, the emotional part was very sincere. However, Karate Kid 2010 had much more violent fighting, which I liked, although it always gave me the feeling it was more of a tourist brochure. - The Grudge: I enjoyed this movie but I'm listing it as a horrible film because I was laughing, it was a good comedy. Many horror movies want to use children to make it seem eerie but seeing a kid crawl around like a contortionist that inhabits the upper part of a closet and "splits" part of your head while in the shower... come on, the only thing you get from that are laughs. I can rip you off, and steal all your cash, suckerpunch you in the face, stand back and laugh. Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack.
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January 30th 2012, 04:28 PM
How did I forget about Twilight?
There's something wrong with me.I agree. The characters are so unbelievably bland and the actors look so bored and uninterested it's awful. To be fair to the actors they didn't have an awful lot to work with, the books are terrible in my honest opinion. ![]() |
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January 30th 2012, 05:11 PM
Kinda surprised at some of these. I LOVE some of the movies mentioned.
Worst movie I've seen is probably Step Brothers. The only movie I've ever considered walking out of. Didn't enjoy Anchorman either but Steve Carell saves that a little. |
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