Non-PG13: School stories?

[The Goblins Blade]

Hey

Do any of you guys have any memorable school stories? Ive got a few, here we go -

• kid threatened to be stabbed for a pound
• police at school due to an overdose
• fights everyday
• drugs rife
• classroom doors barricaded up so teachers couldn't start lesson
• things thrown at teachers
• one student attacked a teacher
• girls getting pregnant left, right and centre
• swearing at teachers constantly
• constant riots with neighbouring school
• police visits twice a day to monitor school
• happy slapping/dump tackling people randomly & video recording them or taking a photo
• one kid brought an air rifle to school and was shooting PE pupils through a fence
• tied a kid to a tree with his tie and beat him up

[ThornedRose]

Wow that's some crazy stuff ^ that has happened.....here is some
*Kid made a hitlist
*Kids (3i think) brought guns to school
*27!!!! <-- you read that number right, kids out of my grade got arrested for being in a big drug circle
*Kids broke in and vandalized the school
*one of my teachers (who was married) had an affair with another (who was also married) at school
*Tons of fights

[katpanda]

I think I might lighten the mood here.

- A kid threw a liquid paper pen at a ceiling fan and it broke and splattered all over the room and a lot of other students in the class.
Of course he was made to stay in and clean it all up..

- When we had 'Pink Day' at school to help raise awareness of breast cancer one of my good friends shaved his chest, back and underarms for the cause. We raised about 100 bucks from it. Unfortunately I was one of the lucky ducks who had to shave him ( he was a very hairy guy) haha.

[Soliloquy]

• Restraining the llama in Vet class
• Flipping sheep to clip their hooves
• Watching lambs being born
• Weighing and giving injections to piglets (and slowly going deaf from their screaming)
• Teaching the African Grey Parrot to meow
• Playing with the chinchillas
• Riding horses for a grade
• Learning the Latin names of different species of animals

I go to an agricultural high school where I major in Animal Science, if you hadn't already gathered.

[OMFG!You'reActuallySmart!]

- Grade 11 math teacher throwing his shoe at one of the students
- My friends and I attempted to make fireworks using some of the school's chemical supplies. They sort of worked, always gave an enormous bang.
- In grade 12, our AP biology teacher wanted us to dissect animals during a large open-house, although only 2 of us were willing because the rest were too squeemish. Two of my friends were put in charge of making a video shown at the end of the year summarizing various events and they filmed my dissection, while we were laughing and joking about various organs (i.e. one of my friends and I said the intestines looked like soft sausages and planned to cook and eat them).
- One of the elementary teachers was fired due to alleged inappropriate conduct with his students
- Girl climbed through one of the windows onto the roof and threatened to jump to her death, although she never did
- Various students attacking teachers
- Toward the middle-end of each year, the high-school grades host a pie throwing contest at certain teachers as well as the principal (usually just a shitload of whipped cream on a thin pie crust unless someone buys or makes a pie)
- Stink bombs
- One of my friends hacked the school server multiple times resulting in pretty funny stuff
- I was able to make several hundred dollars or more about each month in the school without having a formal job
- Constant arguments with neighbours
- Students arrested for drug possession
- Countless fights between students, one of which resulted in a student having a broken leg, arm, wrist, fingers, nose and ribs
- Amazing class trips to various places, sometimes involving students secretly getting alcohol or overdosing on another drug
- Students constantly making out and feeling each other up
- Locker hallway as a long narrow hallway where all the students from grades 8-12 had their lockers and always was a battle ground to not get bull-dozed by someone
- Grade 11 French teacher had a minor surgery and was meant to return in 2 weeks but instead pulled a scam and went to the Caribbean for almost the entire school term, so we had substitute teachers or sometimes no class. Once she returned, she was fired on the spot and the school took legal action against her.
- Windows and doors at the back entrances of the school were repeatedly vandalized and broken
- Absolutely horrid food at the school cafeteria
- Several verbal arguments I had with teachers
- A few high-school girls got pregnant
- When the school had computers with floppy disc drives before newer computers came out, students stuffed chocolate bars in them and damaged the keyboards, so the school had to keep replacing everything.
- During recesses, we created a new sport that combined American football, rugby and soccer, all without wearing any padding.
- Student brought a gun to school but turned out to be fake

[Verità]

• Blowing bubbles in the middle of a lecture
• Discovering I'm afraid of pigs
• Picking up litter while "running" the mile for gym class
• My English teacher throwing a bottle of hand sanitizer, a book, and almost himself out of the window. (He came back in)
• Dance parties in math class
• Pretending to be faeries while running through the woods behind my school
• Carving rotten pumpkins
• Discussing how eating bean sprouts was immoral
• Eating pancakes in Floral Design
• Examining the hair on the rear end of grubs
• My landscape teachers catchphrase: "What a winner, chicken dinner!"

I go to Kylie (Soliloquy)'s school, so that might explain some of this. I am an Environmental Science major.

[Carpe Diem]

- people continuously hacking the school website only to change it to numerous pictures of penises for everyone to see (including parents).
- people getting arrested for drug possession, and alcohol possession
- showing up to school during the last week completely drunk. The fact that there were others throwing up pretty much saved me.
- Asking a girl to prom in front of the whole school.
- Learning that one of my friends had made it pro in soccer.
- Being in a school lockdown twice. Once because this old guy with a weapon showed up unexpectedly, and the other because there was a river of blood flowing from the girl's washroom (girl appeared to have almost cut herself to death).
- Last day of school pranks (setting loose farm animals in school, filling the school with toilet paper, and putting all the desks on the school roof).
- Some memorable fights I've seen.

[snoogums]

memorable things that happened at my school...
-gas leak that was toxic we had to leave for the rest of the day
-fire half the school burned down 2 weeks before summer we got out of school early (it wasn't an accident)
-Lock down because someone came to school with a pellet gun and was threatening people with it and got arrested it was some guy that used to be a student there.
-one of the art teachers got arrested during school for sexually harassing a bunch of his female students.
-2 years ago we got sooo much snow every single day that school was out 8 days in a row.

[Incompris]

We didn't have much happen at my school. There were also 23 in my graduating class.....

I think the worse we had was last year was when half the senior class was caught drinking at a party.

There were fights. One that I remember well was the one I was involved in.... My brother started it.

At my old school the most my year had was fights and food fights. Some of the older kids got caught with cannabis.

[Viky]

• Had to give my friend gum so she wouldn't go smoke
• Sitting on the bus next to the kids that smell like pot every day
• Burning cheez-its and fritos in Biology
• Someone told me they didn't like me because I was too smart
• Got paid 50 bucks in middle school to eat some grass
• my journalism teacher warned us about the language in the movie and then told us it was no worse than the hallways
• Getting random hugs from random people

[blumemusik♫]

One of the best was probably when our school went into lockdown because some farmer thought there was a gunman in the area... Yeah, it was just because there's an army rifle range next to our school. Stupid farmer :')

[Reverie.]

• Some people got drunk and high in the P.E changing rooms because it was one of their birthdays
• The schol flooding in 2006 so badly that it took me 4 hours to get home and the canteen and coridoors had to be refloored, and the heads office was ruined. xD
• Taking part in a show that was on Sky1 and having Latoya Jackson visit us
• Taking part in another show and laughing for about two hours straight
• Having to do the whole school assembly from our classes because of swine flu and counting the head teachers 'erms' and 'umms'
• Having an ex teacher appear in the news
• Lots and lots of fights
• Having a friends sister enter the x-factor
• Going to see the Lion King on stage
• The whole school photo when I nearly fainted because it was 30 degrees out and I hadn't had any water. And I was terrified of the height I Was at!
• House plays
• School concerts
• Many, many chavs...

[The Goblins Blade]

Ive started something here, schools are rough lol

Here is some more, one of the students from a lower year went for a piss behind a tree (There were woods behind my school) and had an asma attack and died. No one found him untill a week later when a dogwalker came across the body and alearted the school. My form head was having a sexiual relationship with a female pupil, he got caught and was sent to prison.

Still a good laugh really.

[Delicate Angel Wings]

Originally Posted by The Goblins Blade

Ive started something here, schools are rough lol
one of the students from a lower year went for a piss behind a tree (There were woods behind my school) and had an asma attack and died. No one found him untill a week later when a dogwalker came across the body and alearted the school.

oh my.........
Nothing interesting about my school aside from many pregos and drugs and fights.....typical really.

[The Goblins Blade]

Originally Posted by Delicate Angel Wings

oh my.........
Nothing interesting about my school aside from many pregos and drugs and fights.....typical really.

The thing is that he was not really a very unhealthy kid, he played sports and i always saw him eating fruit. It was a shock we found out though.

[Sheppy96]

I have a few not so good ones:
- Some sixth formers taking rifles from the school armoury (our school runs cadets), going to the local girls school and taking a class hostage.
- Numerous counts of chair throwing resulting in broken windows
- When we were having a whole school photo someone fainting and made a domino run down to the front row.
- Two of the german teachers constantly flirting with eachother :L

[Floriferous]

-Some chick got busted for bringing weed to school in 8th grade
-A lot of people have gotten busted for drinking
-A kid got stabbed with a fork by his "friend" and died
-A kid went into a coma while huffing propane in a car with his friends, the friends supposedly left him on the side of the road. Somehow he ended up in the hospital on life support for a few days and they had to pull the plug.
-Lot of bomb threats

What a lovely town I live in. >.>

[Cabron]

In my old middle school people used to snort coke in the bathrooms during dances and this one chick got her throat slit at a house party around here two years ago. So charming.

[Delicate Angel Wings]

Originally Posted by The Goblins Blade

The thing is that he was not really a very unhealthy kid, he played sports and i always saw him eating fruit. It was a shock we found out though.

oh wow that is so awful......and his body was there for awhile until they found him? that's so horrible

[Le bonheur*]

• Smoking weed in the bathrooms
• Having sex under the stairs
• Bomb and shooting threats
• Panic attacks causing students to pass out (at least once a week)
• Fights daily because no one could get along in my class
• Teachers throwing desks across the room
• A teacher getting arrested for having sex with a 15 year old student (he was 55 or 56). He ended up getting off because of a lack of evidence other than student word/rumor. However, a week later he got caught with child pornography on his computer so he went to jail anyways. He's out now.
• Being called the worst yet greatest class by the principal who hated c/o 2011

[Squidgy]

-Teacher kicking a desk at us
-Two kids committed suicide last year
-My teacher getting suspended for calling people stupid
-Lots of fights/screaming
-Lockdown because some guy was outside trying to get kids to come with him
How I love school-_-

[The Goblins Blade]

Originally Posted by Delicate Angel Wings

oh wow that is so awful......and his body was there for awhile until they found him? that's so horrible

Yeah, i remember the ambulance and police turning up one day out of the blue.

[Viky]

• A kid got shot while breaking into a house
• Went into lock down because the morge/funeral home (spelling fail i think) next door was doing a 21 gun solute for a verterain
• Got in trouble for singing pumped up kicks in the hallways
• My best friend used me and pushed me away

[Tigerlily.]

Originally Posted by Soliloquy

• Restraining the llama in Vet class
• Flipping sheep to clip their hooves
• Watching lambs being born
• Weighing and giving injections to piglets (and slowly going deaf from their screaming)
• Teaching the African Grey Parrot to meow
• Playing with the chinchillas
• Riding horses for a grade
• Learning the Latin names of different species of animals

I go to an agricultural high school where I major in Animal Science, if you hadn't already gathered.

The African Grey Parrot one made me smile because we own an African Grey Parrot named Dexi and he/she meows a lot with tons of other noises too. Yes it says he/she because when we were given him/her we were told it was a male and was so named Dexter, well fast forward a few years and at 14 we find that he laid three little eggs on the bottom of the cage, obviously not a male after all. But it's been natural habit for many years for us to refer to him/her as a he. We try to call her Dexi now knowing it's a she but as you can imagine, it's difficult, anyway, funny school stories.

[Tigerlily.]

Oh dear so many things.

• Almost getting hit by a kid who was being thrown into lockers by another kid
• Having a girl throw up all over the bathroom entrance so I had to make an almost impossible jump to avoid stepping in puke to get out of the bathroom
• Plenty of violent fights, one lead to a girl being taken away in an ambulance because her head was repeatedly smashed into a stone pillar
• A teacher got in trouble for sexual relationship with a 16 year old student
• Band teacher had a heart valve transplant and was gone almost the whole year
• In 5th grade my math teacher got called in to the service since he was in the reserves for the entire year
• Just 2 weeks ago a girl was almost kidnapped
• Friend tried to commit suicide at school

[MacGuffin]

Wow, I don't know what kind of schools you guys went to, but that sounds brutal.

- Making out for the first time behind the cafeteria
- Going off campus during lunch (my school was a closed campus) so my friend could steal me some tylenol
- Running out of math class to randomly throw up, then walking back to class calmly like nothing had happened
- Being on the school newspaper- favorite class hands down!
- Getting to go on a special trip to Washington DC to be in the presidential classroom program
- The time I had a crush on someone and I totally botched it by sending an anonymous note for valentine's day with my IM on it and hoping we could talk without him figuring me out
- Watching two of my friends do an impromptu dance to "Satisfaction by Benny Benassi and the Biz
- Hanging out in the walkway after school with friends until we were told to go home
- Letting people think I worshipped the devil
- Smoking cigarettes in the wooded path beside the football practice fields
- The homecoming where my friend was drunk, driving the truck we were in, and was super pissed at her boyfriend, and tried to run him over with her truck after he got out of the car, driving around in circles to get him
- The horror of pep rallies (which at one point were required)
- Passing notes in class to my best friend
- Making cozy book cottages out of books in the library and planning world domination with my friends

[xx little miss clumsy xx]

-a boy fainting in Science class while watching a video about sex and giving birth.
-a History teacher going out with, and marrying a Religion teacher...they now have children.
-my English teacher throwing a chair across the room because only a few of us had done our homework.
-the DJ at a school disco getting in trouble by our head teacher for playing a certain song.
-half of another class threatening to gang up on me and fight me outside school for falling out with another girl (never materialised)
-a boy falling awkwardly while playing football, broke his leg and had to be taken to hospital in an ambulance.
-my best friend getting pregnant at 16, by a 27 yr old and not coming to school for ages when she found out.
-everyone assuming I was going with this guy for about 4 years when really we only dated for about 10 days.
-everyone getting kept behind for detention because someone broke a window.

[Tigerlily.]

I just realized I missed some lolz

-Band teacher throwing markers at people who didn't listen
-Band teacher threatening to throw broom stick at us calling it a javelin
-Getting called a racist for months on end for telling a Mexican student to go home since she didn't want to learn (Note: I meant it not racist at all, she hated school and was rude to me so I told her to go home as in her house and was then known as a racist for 3 months, also this happened during English class, like 10 people around me everyone yelling, teacher never even noticed)
-Friend got suspended for drinking alcohol on campus
-Friend got in trouble for smoking on campus
-Sneaking back into middle school on 8th grade graduation (We were supposed to take the day off and not be allowed on campus until the ceremony if you were an 8th grader but my band teacher would let us in a side door to celebrate the last day of school with a barbecue with the other kids. Needless to say same band teacher who had surgery and threw markers but he was awesome, I think I also got kicked out that day for sneaking in.)
-Getting sent to the corner in band for talking... It was called "exile" lolz
-Having to do sit ups for cursing in band or talking in band (which if we talked again lead to exile, lolz)

[edit:] -Almost forget the time some kid in band hated being there and cursed up a storm. Band teacher sent him to go to the principal and on the way out he said, "F*** you b*****d" which resulted in the band teacher (like 70 years old mind you) cautiously setting down the instrument then bolting out the door to personally yell at the kid and take him down to the office.
-Also Band teacher heard a kid in the hall during passing to lunch say something was gay and what he yelled at the kid was something like, "Gay is a sexuality not a synonym for stupid, it also means happy, but you shouldn't call something a sexuality, I could tell you a lot about what gay really means!" The shocking part, he was straight as a board with a wife, kids and grandkids.
-Band teacher compared a clarinet squeak to a cat being thrown in a bath with a toaster
-Also referred to some tuba mishap notes as marbles rolling down the stairs and a bunch of other funny sayings and weird random outbursts
-Everyone forbid the band teacher from going near the crash cymbals and bass drum because our ears were about to bleed he would do them so loud, he never payed attention to this ban so everyone covered their ears.

Well obviously my band experience back in middle school was fun, high school band, not so much, no one could top Mr. B.

[snoogums]

oh i remember one year the high school that my friends went too they got a lot of bomb threats written on the girls bathroom stalls and they had police checking backpacks and stuff and dogs for like a month!! Also at the high school there was a "emo/scene and druggies" vs jocks fight with weapons and everything a lot of people got hurt!

[The Goblins Blade]

Haha so it seems school was rough for us all

[Unicorn ♥✿]

¤ a girl climbing up a PILON. God knows why, she got kicked out for doing it. I think staff had to get her down :-S
¤ girl (chav) kicks teacher in the balls. . .
¤getting caught for writing a Burn Book after watching Mean Girls
¤ knocking self out. Can't remember on what... Just waking up and being told I did.
¤ my friends being carted off to the Head for having a fight ... With Lynx spray o.o not even the cans, just the bloody spray xD

[Magical Forest.]

Wow, my school was so boring compared to everyone else!! I can't really think of any memorable stories.
Apart from a history teacher and an r.s teacher "secretly" having an affair, even though they were both married. Everyone knew.
Oh and trying to avoid the dinner dogs (dinner ladies) whilst eating on the field as we weren't allowed. Then running after calling them dinner dogs.
How interesting lol.

[Squiggly]

Once at my high school there was a big fight that most of the school was involved in. Different groups of people just didn't get along I guess and everyone else took sides. I was hiding in the guidance office though being safe and not getting arrested.
There was another time where someone came to the school with a gun to get his daughter that he wasn't allowed to see. We were on lock down for 4 hours!

[TwilightDwells]

-Teacher used to throw football at students to get their attention (brokena kids nose)
-Kid dropped a laptop down a flight of stairs
-Kids got caught canoodling in a closet during class
-Awesome and hot (what? I'm a teenage girl) teacher taped kid to desk (freaking hilarious)
-Kid threw up all over the Drama teacher
-Kid threw a chai, across the room
-Another kid threw a desk across the room
-Kid asked a teacher if he would "tap" another specific teacher (got sent to principals office)
-Random teacher came up to me, gave me a long -awkward - hug, told me to get to class, and walked away.

So... Yeah.

[Peppermint Tea.♥]

One of the RE teachers got sacked for having sex with one of the sixth form students. And another teacher was sacked for throwing a chair off a student, I think.

There was an incident where a maths teacher had been stalking some students' tumblr accounts. They had posted some mean stuff about his girlfriend so he accessed all of their accounts, like tumblr and facebook, at school in front of the whole class to show them how their stuff wasn't private. Upset quite a few people, the parents went crazy.

[blumemusik♫]

Okay, I have more:

~A girl in my class knocking herself out three PE lessons in a row :')
~The same girl having to go to hospital for second degree burns from a bunsen burner...
~Someone threw a water bottle to someone else so they could have some, but they hit the teacher instead xD
~TEACHER CRUSH <3
~One of the nicest teachers died suddenly of breast cancer over summer holidays of 2009.
~Said teacher's husband always used to give out sweets to all his classes, with the excuse that it was okay, because they were 'healthy' because they had added Vitamin C in :')
~We all thought our headteacher when I was in Year 7 was a slitheen
~Outrage when that headteacher was replaced by her deputy head, who's the most evil guy ever. Well, I quite like him, but nobody else does :')
~Spending most lunchtimes with various teachers because I don't like people my own age.
~Oh God, the chavs.

[Anatidaephobia]

Oh gosh where do I start?

~ People drank ethonal afterwatching Waterloo road
~ Someone punched the headmaster in the face
~ A teacher got sacked for hitting a kid
~ Someone got arrested for having a locker full of drugs and selling them.
~ The PE teacher found ot abou the group on facebook saying he looked like Mr bean :')
~ German teacher had a breakdown
~ Our history teacher left after 2 months because he got fed up of us contantly singing Greese lightening at him :')
~ Constant fights
~ Me accidently kicking a bottle at my form tutor :')
~ Getting lost in a maze on our Geography trip
~ Throwing Cady canes at the wall trying to get them stuck on a ledge

There are far too many (:

[crazychick10793]

Some Bieber obsessed (MALE) kid asked Bieber to come to our prom on youtube don't know if you guys have heard of this kid? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2rAEGzvKjo

he has fliers up all over the school, he really wants it to happen. I honestly think he's nuts.

[Iridescence]

- My first grade teacher giving me a worry rock, because I was always so worried.
- Having the coolest grade school music teacher ever
- In 5th grade I kicked a guy in the back of the knee and he fell. It was so funny though
- Having to ask the principle to help me find my locker on my 2nd day of 6th grade
- My mom throwing a holy fit at my school because the proctors forgot to bring me my lunch so I never got to eat ._.
- Practicing tumbling in gym. I was doing a cartwheel when I came down, slipped, and landed on my left arm. I had to be rushed to the ER and I tore my ligaments in my elbow The gym teacher never even said sorry, let alone even payed attention to me when it happened, she just shooed me off to the nurse.
- Dressing up in my banana suit at the end of the day and danced and sang to the Banana Song (I'm a Banana) B|
- Cosmo, the spray paint artist came to our school and made some paintings
- Riding my skate board inside the school
- Fainting and almost throwing up while watching a woman giving birth in Science (video of course)
- Being sent in the hallway to make up a test or missing work, and a teacher automatically assuming I got in trouble :L
- Having a teacher die on one Sunday and the next week, another teacher died on a Sunday too o_O
- Falling off the curb and twisting my ankle while leaving school :S (that happened today )
- Running and screaming like a maniac with my friend during recess. (you wouldn't believe the things we do during recess) <3
- Trying to walk without walking with my friend. It's not easy.
- Having a end-of-the-school-year-party in English class last year. We watched Toy Story 3 and ate popcorn and drank pop c:
- Trying to avoid a specific teacher because my shirt is never tucked in. lulz.
- Evacuating school because there was a minor gas leak. And being confused because people were saying it was just practice for the fire department and police officers and others saying it was real. (And it was ironic because we had a guest speaker in Science who was showing us an example of Newtons Law, which set off a bunch of carbon monoxide, minutes before the evacuation)
- Kids carrying around bags of Kool-Aid calling it "happy crack" and getting suspended for it.
- Kids smashing up smarties and 'snorting' it or 'smoking' it.
And I think that's all I don't ever really see anyone being busted for drugs or alcohol.

[Sincerely Yours ♥]

-Fake bombs
-Students committing suicide
-Car crashes
-People getting kicked out of graduation for throwing their caps
-Two guys riding across campus on dirt bikes in gas masks & boxers
-High API scores
-Strangers being spotted on campus
-Door being stuck with students & teacher inside (myself included)
-Students tagging our own school -_-
-Teachers fired after being arrested
-Teachers having sexual relations with students