Non-PG13 (Strong Language): Rant Re Period

Intoxication · **Rant Re Period -** July 16th 2011, 08:54 PM

Fucking hate menstruating. Hate the whole goddamn thing. Sit down for a little bit... stand up, feel like Niagara Falls cascading down in your pants. Laugh, sneeze, cough- waterfall. Then there's the whole defiant schedule. No, Aunt Flo, you can't create a murder scene in my underwear until Monday. I enjoy late periods- but I'm two days early. Then there's the fact that my fucking twin sister started too! Oh, nice. One of us isn't making it to high school. We haven't gotten at each other's throats yet, but we will be.

Cramps. Lovely cramps. Yes, Miss Monthly, go ahead and stab me in the stomach 600 times in an hour. Not like there's a damn thing I can do about it since my mother hid all the fucking medicine!! The worst part? It comes in waves.

*walking around* Oh, haven't seen this movie in for- CRAAAAAAAAAAMPS!!!!!!!!! ...-ever. It's been what, te- CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPS... -n years or so?

The Morrigan · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 16th 2011, 09:38 PM

Periods are a pain but things should ease eventually and if the cramps are too bad then perhaps consider birth control.

The good thing about periods though is you know you're definitely not pregnant

Justin Bieber · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 16th 2011, 10:02 PM

GET BIRTH CONTROL <3

It makes periods so much more bearable. Yes, they still suck, but way less.

Gymnophoria · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 16th 2011, 10:30 PM

I totally agree. I've literally never had any concept of a regular period. They can be as much as 5 or 6 days earlier/later than the previous month. :|
Girls should be entitled to free chocolate for one week a month purely for this reason.

Intoxication · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 16th 2011, 10:58 PM

Totally agree on the chocolate thing
Especially dark chocolate

Eldora · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 17th 2011, 03:31 AM

I hear you on this one. Can't give much advice to you about it past taking birth control to help regulate them, but I can definately sympathize a bit. It's damned awful, needs to leave us alone -- but we can't do a thing about it.

And I definately understand on the sneezing thing. Usually the first three or four days, when it's the worst, I just lay in bed and let the world walk right on past; to hell with everything else. Otherwise I just end up biting people's heads off, feeling like a walking Victoria Falls (but not half as beautiful), and eating the house down, lol.

MegaMadness · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 17th 2011, 08:02 AM

I feel your pain sister.

SomebodyYouDon'tKnow · **Re: Rant Re Period -** July 20th 2011, 05:41 AM

I feel your pain.

I don't get much physical pain, except maybe a constant stomach ache (especially when I eat). But I get the worst emotions ever. I get SO moody when I PMS and still so when I actually get my period... I get so over emotional and aggressive and irritable it's ridiculous. I just end up wanting to rip everyone's head off, including my own, because I know deep down I'm being ridiculous.

And oh, the heaviness is a pain too... I get the "waterfalls". It's just damn gross. I have to wear a pad AND a tampon because I know I'll end up leaking in a few hours anyways. Like man, by the time I get to menopause I'm going to freakin die from my heavy flow.

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The Morrigan Offline Goddess of War Jeez, get a life! *********** Age: 19 Gender: Female Location: Scotland Posts: 5,588 Join Date: January 6th 2009	Re: Rant Re Period - July 16th 2011, 09:38 PM Periods are a pain but things should ease eventually and if the cramps are too bad then perhaps consider birth control. The good thing about periods though is you know you're definitely not pregnant
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Justin Bieber Offline =] Outside, huh? ********** Name: Ask Away! Age: 20 Gender: Female Location: Nowhere to be found Posts: 4,657 Join Date: January 5th 2009	Re: Rant Re Period - July 16th 2011, 10:02 PM GET BIRTH CONTROL <3 It makes periods so much more bearable. Yes, they still suck, but way less.

Gymnophoria Offline Cautiously optimistic. I've been here a while ******** Name: Louise Age: 19 Gender: Female Location: Scotland Posts: 1,743 Join Date: July 14th 2009	Re: Rant Re Period - July 16th 2011, 10:30 PM I totally agree. I've literally never had any concept of a regular period. They can be as much as 5 or 6 days earlier/later than the previous month. :\| Girls should be entitled to free chocolate for one week a month purely for this reason.
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Intoxication Offline i'm a walking travesty. I've been here a while ******** Name: Kyra Age: 15 Gender: Lady(: Location: Buckeye, Arizona, USA Posts: 1,061 Join Date: March 30th 2011	Re: Rant Re Period - July 16th 2011, 10:58 PM Totally agree on the chocolate thing Especially dark chocolate

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