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June 8th 2011, 09:27 AM
I thought I'd start a thread for this, cause I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who's sent/received some pretty odd texts. Post them here? I find them highly amusing
 Mine from last night was after my sleeping pill and 20 minutes of being in dreamland. I don't remember sending it or waking up....so I sleep-texted it?! Me: She's filled my bed with fashyhting squid an cats spiders in my boat Josh: English please? xxx Me: Ghhhre snakes squid in my bed Josh: Go to sleep Jo, there are no squids xxxx Lololololol.  Just a hop, skip and a jump. |
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Re: Funny/Weird Texts :3 -
June 10th 2011, 04:50 PM
Bahaha! That's funny!
Off the top of myhead I can't think of any unusual one's I've received or sent. I do know my mum got a text saying: 'Hi, it's Jim from sexbook, do you still want to meet up on Saturday?' ...She was like..wtf!? She text him back saying 'hi 'jim from sex book' you've got the wrong number', then googled to find out there really is such a site! It was highly ammusing...  Would you let me see beneath your beautiful Would you let me see beneath your perfect Take it off now girl, take it off now girl I wanna see inside. ღ |
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June 10th 2011, 05:42 PM
I can't really think of any now, but when I do I'll definitely post them. xD
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June 10th 2011, 06:10 PM
Me- Spongebob is upside down! And Buzz Light Year needs a hug! TO AMFIBIAN AND BEYONDDD"
Dan- .. Wtf? Me- I swear to you, spongebob is upside down. Dan- You're drunk.. (Tat's not word for word, but pretty close) I was drunk
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June 10th 2011, 09:48 PM
Oh I love that one
I've had one before saying something along the lines of: "Hi, it's B___[Brian? Cant remember] are you still Ok to pick me up tomorrow?" I text back yes :3 Just a hop, skip and a jump. |
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June 10th 2011, 10:49 PM
hmm let me think ok this was from my friend i swear she musta been high and texted the wrong person this isnt word for word
her: hey hey i can see the moon and winnie the pooh is sitting on it and oh im flying me: umm its day time first of all and are you ok her: oh wrong person lol and yes im fantastic
 dont give up just hold me now  Miwa my best firend may you rest in peace I will stay here for you and you will never leave my heart because I loved you I wish you are here but now you are a concrete angel in heaven where you are loved yes I will miss you but I know your by my side every single day holding my hand |
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June 11th 2011, 07:14 PM
Oh i've had many of these moments!
I originally blogged about this, but apparently that night I found it so funny that I texted it to 3 people. Even I have no idea what I was going on about. (this was after going downstairs to say goodnight and randomly picking up a box of celebrations  )"My first funeral, wanted to keep it closed to other people cos I didn't think i would cope far away... think of you art focusing on our silhouettes ... never was a blood nanna/grandmma. Most of the time i pretend is fighting my battles, ones sectional impact on not only mine, but incredible for making her like the intellligant, popping out of the blur recently. went mad. cos displaced." Replies: "ok... what the actual f**k?" "Hannah you make so much sense..." "What on earth have you taken?" (I was drunk )
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June 13th 2011, 12:37 AM
Casey: Are you lost?
Sarah: No. Pudding. This exchange took place while I was waiting for a friend to get to my house. Turns out she and another friend had stopped at the store, bought an entire pack of pudding, and gone crazy with it. 
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June 15th 2011, 04:29 AM
Me: Hes on your roof.
Friend: WHaaa?? Me: Bill! hes ON YOUR ROOF. Wiitth the hobo Friend: ah... I see. Me: He be very buttery. He wants to MARRY YOU!! no... i wasnt high... this is normal for me xD 
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June 17th 2011, 12:12 AM
Random Stranger: Hey babe.
Me: Huh? Random: Girl, you don't 'member me? Kevin! From Facebook! Me: ...Huh? Random: ...Did I get the wrong number? Me: You sure did, creeper. Random Stranger: ...can we still chat? Me: Sorry, I have standards. Creepers/pedos go way below them. The funniest thing was he didn't text back. That last one must've turned him off. 
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June 23rd 2011, 10:11 PM
i got a text off someoen and didnt have theri number so text back who is this
got the reply hello, it's your soverign king of england. knew who it was then
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June 30th 2011, 09:34 AM
I once sent 43 to one person in the space of about 5 minutes cuz I was very very drunk...I cba to repeat them cuz most of them are along the lines of 'scifl meh skfjk field dog' but much longer
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July 2nd 2011, 06:16 AM
I remember one day in the 8th grade (this past school year) I was riding the bus home with my best friends. My friend had this killer crush on this guy Malik. And she had his number but he started to ignore her texts so I texted him. it went like this:
Me: I'm not your daddy, I'm your grandpa! Malik: Lol what the hell? Me: All my like i've been good but now, oh i'm thinking what the hell? *NOTE: He didn't have my number or know it was me. He never texted back after that. xD ♪I'm lost in my own void of Insanity. Will you come save Me? ♪ |
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July 2nd 2011, 10:32 PM
I've been sending loads more. Everytime I take a sleeping pill
I text Rie [Orchidaceous] some jabber about being a pirate and telling her to lick my text[?!], and my fiance something about my deathstar being broken. Good job I didn't text my boss. Just a hop, skip and a jump. |
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July 2nd 2011, 10:49 PM
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July 5th 2011, 04:05 AM
Hehe. Well. My boyfriend and me were talking in the comments of one of my status updates on Facebook. It went sort of like this...
CJ: For great Nyans!!!!!! Me: Hoorah for Nyans! Just 'cause they have nothing to do with vampires. Or was it the other one?Mom: Duh duh. Me: Are you singing a song or something, mom? Mom: Yep. Me: It's a very odd song. Maybe you should add a 'la' or 'dum' in there somewhere? CJ: Nyaning is eating copious amounts of sweets. Mom: What is a Nyan? Me: And so the circles in my head start running around and around, and confusing me more and more... CJ: It's a cat with a poptart body and is propelled through space by rainbows to eat sweets. Mom: Who's idea was this nyan? Me: I believe it was CJ's. Or, at least, he told me about them. I still think the gruffs (basically goat-men with machine guns and leather trench coats) are better. Yup, it was a very bad idea to talk to both my mom and CJ at one time -- while they were talking to each other. Because it was crazy, random, and confused me to death. 
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July 6th 2011, 06:37 AM
I occassionally get song lyrics from a male friend of mine ... the other night I got antire Christina Aguilera song ...
I sent this to my best friend one nights a few months ago: "I am lost kitty. Come and sing with me. Bus people are funny princess. Bring me cheesy toast and jely now." with a LOT more spelling mistakes lol. I got this from the same best friend a week ago. "Kitty my internet is broken. I have solitaire. It's really fucking hard." 5 mins later "I won for the first time ever" 5 mins later "And again OMG" 5 mins later "3 times I'm like a solitaire GOD" ... it went on like this for about an hour, detailing his successes and failures -.- You can't move mountains by whispering at them. Take a look at my art here: http://attemptedart.tumblr.com/ |
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July 6th 2011, 09:52 AM
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July 7th 2011, 04:31 PM
Well not really a text but i'm gonna' post it anyways... Charli was drunk last night and PMing me over TH. Here's something similar:
Charli: they sent me home. Me: From work? Charli: yeah, pissed off and walked into my door, and it hurt Me: (can't remember what I said back tbh) Charli: Might just go watch the chickens and sleep by them Me: Stay safe Charli: Sfae isn't fun, climbing's fun and raspberrys. oo i could pick some raspberries Me: Okay yeah fruit picking is fun Charli: yeah, it is. or or or we could go sit on the roof Me: That's dangerous. Charli: no it's not, Me: Rooves are dangerous. Charli: no hey're perfectly safe, i'm only going to sleep there me: but why do you want to sleep on the roof? Charli: where ellse am i supposed to sleep? Me: in your bed? Charli: Why? Me: because that's where people sleep... Charli: oh okay, well i'm gonna go eat icecream Spelling mistakes are copied from her PMs. My bits probably aren't perfectly right but that's the idea. We later found out she doesn't have chickens, her roof is slanted, and she had no ice cream in (she also doesn't like it).
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Re: Funny/Weird Texts :3 -
July 7th 2011, 07:30 PM
Baha
I still remember none of this! :PGood times
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