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Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 23rd 2012, 09:38 PM

You all know how this is played. Pick three celebrities or fictional characters (but for the love of God don't pick other forum members, because I can think of no faster way to get this thread locked), and ask the next person which one they'd fuck, which one they'd marry, and which one they'd kill. Themed lists are encouraged. I'll start.

Fuck, marry, kill: Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama.

EDIT: New rule. To stop Jas being a smartass, pretend that dead people are still alive.





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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 23rd 2012, 09:43 PM

I'd marry Obama (does that mean I get his wife too???), fuck Clinton, and kill Lincoln. (Who is already dead )




Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Katy Perry.
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 23rd 2012, 09:51 PM

Kill Britney, fuck Katy, marry Miley.

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli.



   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 23rd 2012, 09:57 PM

Fuck Aragorn, kill Gimli, marry Legolas. I'm sure you're all very surprised.

Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, FKM?
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 23rd 2012, 10:00 PM

Fuck Hulk (because it'd be a hell of a story), marry Iron Man (rich and awesome), kill Captain America.

Harry, Ron, Hermione.




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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 07:12 PM

Kill Harry, marry Ron(how cute would two gingers getting married be?!?!?!?!), fuck Hermione.

Katniss, Peeta, and Effie.


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 07:16 PM

Kill Effie, marry Peeta, Fuck Katniss.

Kurt, Rachel, Finn


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 07:34 PM

Marry Kurt, fuck Finn (oh god, I'd need to teach him from the ground up but at least he's eager to please), and kill Rachel.

Duchess of Cambridge (Kate Middleton), Pippa Middleton, Princess Beatrice
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 07:39 PM

Marry Kate, fuck Pippa, kill Beatrice.

Luna, Cho, Fleur
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 08:06 PM

Whoot! I get two HP ones.

Kill Cho, marry Luna, fuck Fleur.

T-Mobile Girl, Dora, Sandy Cheeks.


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 24th 2012, 08:43 PM

Kill Sandy, fuck Dora, marry T-Mobile Girl.

Hitler, Stalin, Mao.



   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 01:23 AM

Kill Hitler, marry Stalin, fuck Mao


Edward, Jacob, Bella




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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 02:31 AM

Fuck Edward, Marry Jacob, kill Bella

Kirk, Spock, Sulu
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 03:33 AM

Fuck Spock. Marry Kirk. Kill Sulu.

Loki, Thor, Iron Man
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 03:58 AM

Marry Thor, fuck Loki, kill Iron Man.

Spike, Xander, Oz
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:39 AM

Fuck Spike, marry Oz, kill Xander.

Woody, Buzz, Mr Potato Head.



   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:51 AM

Fuck Buzz, kill Mr. Potato head, marry Woody.

I'm going back to childhood here: Ash, Brock, and Misty.


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:59 AM

Fuck Brock, marry Misty, kill Ash.

Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty?


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 11:25 AM

Kill Sleeping beauty, Fuck Snow White, marry Cinderella.

Jon Snow, Theon Greyjoy, Robb Stark.
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 01:56 PM

Fuck Robb, kill Theon (the little bastard), Marry Jon.

Dany, Catelyn, Shae?
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 02:35 PM

Kill Catelyn, fuck Shae, marry Dany.

Ned Stark, Jaime Lannister, Khal Drogo.



   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:09 PM

Marry Jaime (conveniently forgetting him pre-character development), Fuck Ned Stark, Kill Khal Drogo.

Brad, Angelina, and Jen.
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:25 PM

fuck jen, marry angelina, kill brad

Catwoman, The Joker, Elektra


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 10:54 PM

fuck Elektra, marry Cat Woman and kill The Joker.

Justin Bieber, Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 11:06 PM

kill bieber Marry Heidi Montag Fuck Paris Hilton
hmm should i go otaku?
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 25th 2012, 11:07 PM

Fuck Justin Bieber, marry Hedi, and kill Paris.

Jim Halpert, Michael Scott, and Dwight Schrute


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 26th 2012, 12:43 AM

In response to Lucas:
Fuck Misa, kill L, marry Light (after all, he's like a god) XP

Santa, tooth fairy, sandman


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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 26th 2012, 12:49 AM

Kill Santa (the creeper), fuck the Sandman (Mr. Sandman... bring me a dream ), and marry the tooth fairy.
   
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Re: Fuck, Marry, Kill - May 26th 2012, 01:09 AM

Paul Walker, Vin Deisel, Tyrese Gibson


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