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Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 11:20 AM

This used to be one of my favourite threads. We've had a couple of iterations (here and here) so check those out if you're confused.

The essence of the game is to "ban" the person above you for a ridiculous reason.

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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 11:50 AM

I ban you for creating this thread lol


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 11:53 AM

I ban you for replying to it.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 11:54 AM

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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 12:43 PM

I ban you for living in England.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 01:03 PM

I ban you for having a crazy post count


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 01:04 PM

I ban you for having the same first name as my mother.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 01:06 PM

I ban you for having an even crazier post count than me.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 02:02 PM

I ban you for losing those 2 Opportunity Advisement points.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 03:25 PM

I ban you for saying "crikey" with varying capitals and not being from Australia.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 21st 2016, 03:53 PM

I ban you for being a pototato



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 12:10 AM

I ban you for using the word "pototato" in your post.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 01:25 AM

I ban you for also using the word "pototato" in you post.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 04:15 AM

I ban you for saying you instead of your in your post.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 08:35 AM

I ban you for repeating you and your too many times


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 08:46 AM

I ban you for always sending us back to zero on the 'staff count to 50 thread'.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 22nd 2016, 09:07 AM

I ban you for being lost in paradise (come back plz)


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 23rd 2016, 12:17 AM

I ban you for your signature getting several Lion King songs stuck in my head.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 23rd 2016, 01:25 AM

I ban you for having a definition of your username in your signature.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 23rd 2016, 01:40 AM

I ban you for having a crown in yours.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 23rd 2016, 03:50 AM

I ban you for liking cats!



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 24th 2016, 03:27 AM

I ban you because I'm pretty sure you have cats.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 24th 2016, 04:14 AM

I ban you for liking tea.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 24th 2016, 07:28 AM

I ban you for not taking us all to Narnia with you


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 24th 2016, 08:39 AM

I ban you for liking Hamilton more than me.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 25th 2016, 08:50 AM

I ban you for having an even number of posts.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 25th 2016, 10:26 AM

I ban you because you have an uneven number of posts.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 25th 2016, 09:49 PM

I ban you for not being a teen on TeenHelp.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 01:14 AM

I ban you for getting lost in paradise and not bringing me along.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 01:55 AM

I ban you because you're from the United States.


   
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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 05:39 AM

I ban you because you're from the sky. You're nationless. A vagabond. A sitting duck, if you will, with no Uncle Sam to save you.


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 08:29 AM

I ban you for wishing to live in Canada (in fact, I banish you to Canada)



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 03:55 PM

Signature isn't colorful. Banned.
   
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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 04:14 PM

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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 05:12 PM

Three mice, but you've got a lynx as your avatar? Banned


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 09:17 PM

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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 26th 2016, 10:13 PM

I ban you for making me think of the three mice I used to have as a kid that all died from some illness


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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 27th 2016, 01:12 AM

I ban you for getting that Green Day song stuck in my head.



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Re: Silly Bans #3. - August 27th 2016, 02:43 AM

I ban you because your profile picture is of a cat.


   
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