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The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 03:20 AM

Lol. Just thought of this... Say an oxymoron below.

I knew someone named Christian who was an atheist


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 04:10 AM

Jumbo shrimp.

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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 06:00 AM

The "Great Depression."



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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 06:11 AM

You are "seriously funny"
That is "old news"
that's all I can think of...


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 06:27 AM

lol, "good morning" is an oxymoron, for me at least


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 07:31 AM

Non-working mother. xD



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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 08:49 AM

"O heavy lightness! Serious vanity!
Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!"

My best friend and I know the conversation between Romeo and Benvolio off by heart. I think these are the most famous oxymorons.
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 1st 2009, 08:58 AM

User friendly
Clearly confused
Alone together
Short distance

That's all I can think of at the moment. xD
   
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August 1st 2009, 10:05 AM

Static Caravans!

Ooo ooo ooo!! And 'Ice Burn'

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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 2nd 2009, 04:24 AM

I'm having an awful good time :P
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 2nd 2009, 12:44 PM

Is "poor quality" one?





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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 2nd 2009, 01:24 PM

One that the girls will understand....
The Always adverts for pads that says "Make your period a happy period"

Most women here will agree there is no such thing as a happy period
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 3rd 2009, 09:32 AM

My friends last name is white, and he's a black dude.
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 3rd 2009, 11:35 AM

Same difference...
Not alot of people use this but I use it all the time.


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 6th 2009, 04:23 AM

perfectly imperfectxD


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 7th 2009, 01:25 AM

deafening silence.


Heaven is high and earth wide. If you ride three feet higher above the ground than other men, you will know what that means. ~Rudolf C. Binding
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 7th 2009, 01:30 AM

REHAB night club


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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 9th 2009, 06:58 PM

When Spongebob Squarepants wants his pet snail Gary to take a bath in their home, when they already live under the sea.
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 9th 2009, 07:38 PM

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When Spongebob Squarepants wants his pet snail Gary to take a bath in their home, when they already live under the sea.
Haha, that made me laugh.
   
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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 9th 2009, 10:02 PM

Stay at home mom



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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 9th 2009, 10:28 PM

"I stayed at my friends house for a week, one day!"

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Re: The Oxymoron Game! - August 11th 2009, 04:11 AM

Today I was sitting listening to rap music.
   
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