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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 12th 2009, 05:58 PM

^^^ I'd go to see that
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... And now I'm just a-waitin' for someone to send this in to MythBusters...
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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 12th 2009, 06:07 PM

I hope eventually this mother realizes that her 13 year old daughter probably had sex, probably didn't use protection/it was faulty, and got herself pregnant.

I made myself chuckle by imaging an angry mother calling the hotel and going, "YOUR POOL GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT"
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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 12th 2009, 07:07 PM

Clearly she was swimming in a pool of semen.

Isn't it obvious guys?
   
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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 12th 2009, 08:10 PM

There is an urban myth about this...

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/swimsperm.asp
   
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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 13th 2009, 02:18 AM

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In a world where girls can get pregnant...

"mom, I think I'm pregnant..."
"NOOOOOO"
-gunshot-

Comes the true story of a 13-year-old girl who got impregnated by a pool.

"I thought you said you were going to pull-out!"
"Bloop"

Several years later, she's faced a different situation that will change her life...forever.

"I'm trying to raise this baby, pool. I can't do it on my own. I...I want you to move in with me."
"Bloop"

"Get that water hose away from him!"
"But ma'am, we're trying to clean the pool!"
"NOOOOO"

-heart beat and slow motion running-

Titanic song with title coming up. "The Pool's Girl"

"So, who's the father of this child?"

Coming to a theater near you this November.

I'm seeing that shit.
   
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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 13th 2009, 02:28 AM

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I'm seeing that shit.
Written by Quintin Tarantino, starring Robin Williams, and ONLY Robin Williams.


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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 13th 2009, 02:52 AM

I heard about this on the radio.
And I think its the stupidest thing ever.
So she's saying that two people were gettin' jiggy with it in the pool and some came out of the man into the pool, and her daughter was swimming and some slipped through her bathing suit bottoms and into her private area.
Seriously?!?!
lol
If I was this judge,I would be laughing hysterically the whole entire time.


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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 13th 2009, 08:20 AM

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It was probably just Zeus taking the form of a swimming pool. I mean, the guy has a previous record.
You made me laugh so hard. I actually wrote a paper on Zeus' sex life...I doubt he;d ever sink to being a pool though.

This whole story just made me laugh. I can imagine telling my mum that: "Mum I went swimming and the pool made me preggers!" "What?! You had sex?! With a pool!" xD


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Re: Mother Sues Hotel After Daughter's Pool Impregnation - July 14th 2009, 06:31 AM

>_<
seriously?

"well there's no way she got pregnant from sex...it must have been that god damn swimming pool"

sounds about right.
   
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