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Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 01:56 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38099455...s-asiapacific/ Thoughts! did twilight kill him or did he just die from unknown cause.?
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 03:34 AM
This is a bottomless source of jokes about twilight.
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 04:24 AM
The fact that he died during a Twilight movie screening was just a coincidence.
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 05:20 AM
LOL, I have to agree with some of the comments on the website: he got bored to death from the movie LOL. In reality it probably is a coincidence, but this is going to be yet another source to laugh at the silly Twilight movies.
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July 6th 2010, 05:29 AM
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 05:30 AM
Movies don't kill people (usually)
 It's probably a coincidence, but it does give another reason to have a laugh at Twilight... They aren't treating is as suspicious. The man was known to travel around New Zealand a lot, and they can't reach any next of kin.
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 05:40 AM
He died because he just couldn't take it when Bella made her choice
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 06:18 AM
He probably died laughing at the scene where Bella tries to get Edward to have sex with her. That is, if that's in the movie.
 Seriously though, this is kind of lame news, no one dies because of a movie. Then again it's Twilight, so anything is possible.  |
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 06:55 AM
I doubt the movie was the cause of death, but it seriously might have been part of it. Someone who is prone to seizures might have had a seizure due to the sound and special effects. It can happen, but more than likely, unknown cause of death.
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July 6th 2010, 01:17 PM
Death was probably caused by Edward and Jacob being on the screen at the same time. Just too much hottness.
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 01:54 PM
Just goes to show you how much Twilight sucks. :P I
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 05:51 PM
I think he died when the crapness of the film became too much for him to bare :P Nah, just unknown cause.
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Re: Man dies during 'Twilight' screening -
July 6th 2010, 06:00 PM
Since I actually like Twilight, I'm gonna go down the opposite route and say that the amount of awesome on screen before him was just so overwhelming that it killed him. Yep.
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July 7th 2010, 01:13 AM
I understand the substantial reasonability behind believing that he died of natural causes, however, I think I would die too if I had to sit through a screening of Twilight.
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July 7th 2010, 02:32 AM
He choked on his own vomit as the perverted immature "necrophilia vs bestiality" ramblings of a nut-job writer were shown on screen, portrayed by the worst, most emoitionless actors on the planet, while being surrounded by the most high pitched, uncultured, screaming, annoying fans that exist.
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