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Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:35 PM

A teenager got away with painting a 60ft phallus on the roof of his parents' home for a year before his parents found out.

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Rory McInnes, 18, climbed on to the flat roof of his parents' home and daubed the symbol using a tin of white paint, after watching a programme about Google Earth.
Web surfers can view detailed images from satellites using the Google software, enabling them to zoom in on their homes to see them from above.

But parents Andy and Clare did not discover their son's rude artwork until a helicopter spotted it on top of their home near Hungerford, Berks.
The pilot called The Sun newspaper, which then contacted Mr McInnes to tell him.
Mr McInnes, 54, a company director, thought the newspaper was having a joke.
He said: "It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house."
However, when he asked each of his four children if there was indeed the image of a phallus on their newly-completed roof, Rory owned up.
When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: "Oh, you've found it then!"
The boy's father appeared to take the prank in good humour.
But he said: "When Rory gets home he will be given a scrubbing brush and white spirit and he can go and scrub it off."
Haa, i find this quite funny. Can't believe he got away with it for a year before they found out.

Theres a picture of it here;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...mily-home.html


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:42 PM

WOW that is one might big 'phallus' kudos to the kid for pranking his parents like that



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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:45 PM

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:46 PM

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The pilot called The Sun newspaper, which then contacted Mr McInnes to tell him.
Why not tell the parents directly, it would have made it much easier for everyone. There was no need to get the sun shit involved
   
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:47 PM

oh wow... that just made my day. :3




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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:54 PM

That's pretty darn hilarious! I can't believe it lasted a year before someone told him parents, though!


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 24th 2009, 11:56 PM

lolage! That is quite funny. I'm glad his dad took it in good humour




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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 12:46 AM

My dad would kill me if I did something like that. It is slightly funny, however.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 02:28 AM

That is absolutely priceless. If my kid did that, I would probably just laugh for awhile, then make him clean it up. It's not exactly good behavior, but the ingenuity of it defies need for punishment.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 02:35 AM

oh man, that was funny *laughs lots*
   
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 02:36 AM

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 03:34 AM

! My parents would have reacted similarly. We currently have "I love you more than cherry pie" scrawled across our living room wall thanks to, you guessed it, me. Not quite the same, but good enough. xD



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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 25th 2009, 05:05 AM

Nice house. I'm sure if I did that, I'd have to not only clean it off but probably get in some shit or get a boot out the door.
   
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 01:21 PM

Omg! I love this! This made my day!


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 01:27 PM

This is very funny, especially since it went unnoticed for a while year. I get it's a way to get your house noticed on Google Earth/Maps.
   
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 01:35 PM

LOL give that guy a cookie :P i would find it way too funny to punish my son for that :P


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 01:40 PM

Wow, the things some people do
Though, if I did I think my dad would see the humerous side to it, he'd still make me clean it though D=
   
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 04:46 PM

omg i cracked up after reading this and seeing the picture that is awesome. he is my hero for the day lol
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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 04:53 PM

That's pretty funny, they didn't know for a whole year? I wish i'd stumbled across it on Google Earth, or better yet my geography teacher had stumbled across it on Google Earth


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 10:14 PM

Hahaha xD
I think the dad's reaction was fair. It's way too funny to punish anyone about it.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 10:46 PM

That kid should be immortalized in some way,
i mean, that's the kind of thing you wish you could see done but never had the guts to do it.
Kudos!


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 10:51 PM

Hahahahaha.

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 26th 2009, 10:54 PM

That's a damn fine house.. I want to take a gap year in Brazil.

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 27th 2009, 04:45 PM

Lol, that's hilarious.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 27th 2009, 09:42 PM

Oh, man. I'm in LOVE! Not really to scale, but still, I'm loving that kid. haha



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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 28th 2009, 10:13 AM

I would definately buy the guy a drink. Good show!!


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 28th 2009, 10:36 AM

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 29th 2009, 04:34 AM

Wow, rich family, nice house. This is too funny though. Although if I painted a penis on the roof ,my parents would probably just do that same, seeing as me and my friends are allowed to draw/paint on my walls if we don't use sharpies.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 29th 2009, 04:51 AM

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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 29th 2009, 05:01 AM

Oh wow, LOL! ha, its cool his dad took it in stride though, I think mine would just keel over right there from a dangerous spike in blood pressure.


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Re: Boy paints 60ft penis on roof - March 29th 2009, 05:50 AM

While I normally hate when people draw random penises everywhere...

..I have to give this kid some props. Creative place to put it, and it took alot of balls. Well done.
   
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