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A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 4th 2015, 04:13 AM

So I've been on this stupid website (Landover Baptist Church) all day full of racist, sexist hypocrites. At first I was like, "they actually believe the Earth is flat and slavery is justifiable(They take every Bible verse to the most extreme sense). Maybe through logic and reasoning, I can change their minds." NOPE. I introduced myself and before I even said which religion I was, they told me I was a godless yankee (they could see my location, Michigan). I'm Catholic, so once I said that, they automatically started calling me a "fag", heathen, etc. So I started arguing against some of their dumber points, the list goes on and on, and their insulting me and shit, and the pastor in charge of the website changed my screenname from "Intelligent Person" to "Imbecilic Queerboy", and also changed my location from Michigan to "In bed with my fag boyfriend". Honestly, I'm quite enjoying myself. Once I get kicked off, they'll change my profile pic to a picture of Jesus tossing a child into hell. My ultimate goal for that site.
I didn't write this to offend anybody. After all, I am spiritual... I just can't believe how STUPID people are.
Update: Those bastards got me. I looked it up on Wikipedia, Landover Baptist Church is a satirical site. I guess I'm not an "intelligent person" after all. I mean, there was literally a thread about how lefthanded people are evil. Dammit, Rob, dammit, dammit... I am soooo stupid.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 4th 2015, 09:44 AM

Well, can I remind you that people should not have to abandon beliefs because they are disputed, even by the most basic of human knowledge. They have a right and a freedom to believe and you have every opportunity to do something else with your life and believe something else.

There is real beauty in the ability to live your own life, not pass time with with the captivation of someone else's.

With that being said, may you take solace in the fact that I too have fallen victim to believing disguised sarcasm.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 4th 2015, 10:26 PM

Oh it was crazy man. Like the things they would say were straight-up fanatical... like they could condemn ISIS then talk about doin the same things to them. How did I fall for that?


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 5th 2015, 04:03 AM

Omg this site is fantastic.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 5th 2015, 05:35 AM

You checked??


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 7th 2015, 01:35 PM

Moral of the story: always do your research before baiting would-be extremists who turn out to be trolls.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 9th 2015, 07:51 PM

Lol- this site cannot be real. It HAS to be a troll site. I bet this is a site of atheists who are making fun of Christianity.

Shame on them for bashing a religion.
   
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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 10th 2015, 01:42 AM

What impressed me though was how much they knew the Bible, but with a computer, anyone could find stuff I suppose.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 15th 2015, 02:49 PM

This isn't actually real you know, it's just a fake website making fun of Christians.
   
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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 15th 2015, 04:02 PM

Yeah, I know now but I spent like 4 hours in frustrating arguments with these idiots until I realized it.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 18th 2015, 12:17 PM

Haha, that's kind of funny. OTOH, there are people who really believe being left-handed is a sin. In fact, it wasn't such an unpopular belief even 50 years ago. It has something to do with sitting at the right hand of god. Religious schools used to beat left handed children until they used their right hand.
   
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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 18th 2015, 01:41 PM

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Haha, that's kind of funny. OTOH, there are people who really believe being left-handed is a sin. In fact, it wasn't such an unpopular belief even 50 years ago. It has something to do with sitting at the right hand of god. Religious schools used to beat left handed children until they used their right hand.
There's an episode of American Dad where Francine believes that I thought they were just joking until recently.


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Re: A fundamentalist/extremist Christian website officially hates me... YES! - February 18th 2015, 05:27 PM

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There's an episode of American Dad where Francine believes that I thought they were just joking until recently.
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