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Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 12:18 AM

Hey everyone. I'm back.

I'll admit I was gone a little longer than I intended, but all's well now, and, as you can see, my name is back to green. For the past few days I've basically been back anyway, so I figured I'd go ahead and make it official. I've really missed this place, and I'm keen to get back into things. So, hope you're all doing well, and I'll see you guys around.

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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 12:26 AM

Hiiiii : -)

I am so glad that you're back of leave and that you are feeling better my lovely. But I don't get the question and the answer Why would he keep them up his sleeve

Anyway, glad to be seeing you around again

Jessie


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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 12:34 AM

I'm really glad you're back, lovely! I've missed you, a ton

I'm looking forward to getting more epic VMs from you

Lots of love.

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p.s. I love the joke


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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 12:57 AM

Welcome back, although I have seen you around shortly before posting this, but officially, welcome back!
   
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 01:22 AM

I'm going to be honest, I had to think about that joke for a second, but its funny!
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 01:35 AM

Welcome back! Haha, nice joke.


   
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 03:23 AM

Welcome back : )
   
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 04:13 AM

I love cheesy jokes, almost as much as I love you.
I'm so pumped that you're back. Like, forealz. You're totes rockin out the lime green. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chess is back, party time! *ques rando music*



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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 06:29 AM

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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 10:29 AM

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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 03:50 PM

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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 06:17 PM

Yay Chess is back!! Party time!!


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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 06:23 PM

Lol you would post a joke like that. Welcome back, deary.
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 07:38 PM

S'good to see you back


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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 23rd 2011, 08:28 PM

Welcome back Chess!
   
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 24th 2011, 03:35 AM

Welcome back. It's good seeing you in green again!


   
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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 24th 2011, 09:07 PM

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Re: Where does a king keep his armies? - November 26th 2011, 05:26 PM

Welcome back Chess. Have to say I saw the punchline coming a mile off, but that probably says more about my knowledge of cheesy jokes than anything! Anyway, good to see you back.


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