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December 10th 2011, 01:13 AM
Hello, world! My name is James, and I hail from Pennsylvania where I collect and consume the brains of others. I'm not sure if I'm undead, half-dead, partially alive or just some kind of crazed loon, but I assure you that I am totally not here to eat your brains.
Okay, maybe I am. Just don't tell anyone. Especially God. I don't think he'd like me very much if he found out that I go around eating brains. But I love God. I wonder what his brain tastes like. I'm seventeen. I think. It's very hard to think things, you see - all these thoughts and urges about brains and loving people and helping them and then eating their brains. Y'know? I guess you could say I'm a colorful character, but I'm really not. I'm green and stained a little red in places, and those are colors, but I'm not different from you or your average black person. They wouldn't let me join the NAACP because I kept trying to eat brains. I like fiction writing. Sometimes I write on people's walls in this red stuff I found on the floor. I have dysgraphia, so of course my handwriting isn't very good, but the red stuff is warm and smells nice, sort of like brains, so I like writing on walls anyway. I don't have the right sort of abilities as a zombie / dramatically slowly stiffening corpse (at least, in comparison to every other dead person I've seen) to actually try to drink blood, but one day I hope to try. I'm an honest human being and also I'm perfect and also I can't stop thinking about brains. Hello, teenhelp.com. I want to eat your brains. Did I mention that my name is BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS James You deserve love.
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December 10th 2011, 01:17 AM
Hey James, welcome to TeenHelp!
My name is Nicole and I'm a Buddy here, and its our job to help out new members. If you have any questions regarding how to use the site, feel free to let one of us with a green username know. Check out the chat room sometime! See you around 
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December 10th 2011, 01:17 AM
Um, this is the most interesting thread I've seen in a while...Anyway, welcome to TeenHelp. Feel free to check out the stickies in this forum to help you learn the website a little better. Feel free to ask if you have any questions. Maybe if you feel comfortable you could share some of your stories in the Self Expression forum. Hope you enjoy it here, it's a very safe place to share you're thoughts and feelings and everyone is very accepting.
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December 10th 2011, 01:20 AM
Hello James! Welcome to TeenHelp! If you have nay questions or need any help with anything feel free to send me a message!
Hope to see you around! Best wishes, Chris Chris Jackson
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December 10th 2011, 02:08 AM
Hey James
This is definitely one of the strangest threads I have ever read  You seem like a really interesting person. I am not sure eating brains is healthy for you or anyone else :P Luckily for me I don't have any so I'm safe...That said Welcome to the site! I hope you enjoy it here and to see you around  .......P.S. You might get along well with chair... lol http://www.teenhelp.org/forums/f4-ar...air-among-you/  |
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December 10th 2011, 02:21 AM
Hey James. Welcome to TeenHelp.
I'm Chess, another buddy, and since it's my job to help new users settle in, I'd really appreciate it if you could refrain from eating my brains, at least for a while. Cheers.  Make sure you check out the two stickied threads, here and here, so you that you know how to find your way around, where to go if you need support, and whose brains you shouldn't eat (for example, Rob and Mel, since without them TeenHelp would die  ).Also, I have to say, when I first read your signature, it made me laugh a little. Sounds like something you'd find in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  Anyway. You seem very... interesting? And assuming you don't eat too many brains, you should settle in well. Let me know if you need anything.  Also, for the record, it's teenhelp.org, not .com.  See you around. 
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December 10th 2011, 02:31 AM
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Just not to, you know, whoever exists at teenhelp.com? James You deserve love.
Now that we've got that done with, may I eat your brains? |
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December 10th 2011, 02:33 AM
Hey James!
My name's Dez, and I'm a Live Help Operator here on TeenHelp! We offer users support through the Live Help system, which is similar to an instant messenger program. I hope you like it here. You seem pretty durn' awesome and like you will fit in well. The people here are so amazing and supportive as well, and are always open for a good conversation. I hope to see you around! -Dez P.S.: Did I see you in the Chat Room today? It feels like I did but then I left to go lay down and forgot what I was even talking about. Sing, the last thing on your mind The last word on your breath I'll be the one to keep you I'll keep you at your best  Self Expression Forum Mod 4/23/12 |
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I am your density.
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December 10th 2011, 02:37 AM
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Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel. But that's why there's us - champions. Doesn't matter where we come from, what we've done or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world is as it should be, to show it what it can be. |
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December 10th 2011, 02:38 AM
Bonjour, James, and welcome. I'm Amy. I agree with the others who have posted in this thread, you do seem interesting. Like Chess, your signature reminded me of the zombie version of Pride and Prejudice. PM me if you'd like to chat; I'm always up for it...looking forward to it in this case.
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December 10th 2011, 02:53 AM
Welcome to TH : )
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December 10th 2011, 03:51 AM
NICE. We need more interesting people around here. Hi James, I'm Cheyenne
I'm an Avatar Editor, so I don't do anything spiffy. I write for TeenHelp's magazine which is coincidentally named Avatar as well. You should read it. And maybe submit something, but I'm afraid you have to type it and not write it in the red stuff.
"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it." |
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December 10th 2011, 07:06 AM
Hey, you met me in chat.
 I'm a HelpLINK mentor as well as Barbara. Feel free to let me know if you need any help site navigating or brain finding. 
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December 10th 2011, 07:31 AM
Hey James!
Welcome to Teenhelp! I'm Rianna and I'm a Live Help Operator who offers support and advice to users that need it through the Live Help System which is similar to an Instant Messaging Program. If you need anything at all feel free to message me. Take care. Pets Forum Moderator: 29th January 2012 ♥ Albums Moderator: 11 March 2011 ♥ Newsletters Editor: 18th February 2011 ♥ Videos Team: 6th January 2011 ♥ Help Link Mentor: 19th September 2010 ♥ Live Help Operator: 11th September 2010 ♥ Social Networking Team: 27th August 2010 ♥ Buddy: 15th December 2009 ♥  PM|VM |
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December 10th 2011, 08:27 AM
I am actually pretty sure I love you for posting this thread. It is the best. c:
I am quite new here myself, you seem like a interesting character. If you ever want to chat just private message me or post on my profile. Captain Kat OUT! |
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December 10th 2011, 12:26 PM
I think that definitely ranks as one of the most...unique introductions to Teenhelp I've seen.
Anyway, welcome to the site and look forward to seeing you on the forums. Just don't make any sudden moves towards my head...
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December 10th 2011, 02:19 PM
Hey man, all I could think about while reading your intro post is this.
I am Alex. Welcome to the site dude. If you ever need anything, I am in chat a lot. You could also VM/PM me.
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December 10th 2011, 03:27 PM
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December 10th 2011, 06:04 PM
Please look into my head and tell me if there is any brain to eat in there
 If you find it, how does it taste? I bet its soo spicy it'll burn your tongue! :P xD  Spread "Jaadu ki Jhhappis" - The Magic HugsBuddy - 28th January 2012 HelpLINK Mentor - 20th March 2012 Why Me? Forum Moderator - 26th March 2012 Articles Team - 11th May 2012 Videos Officer - 13th May 2012 Its easier said that done BUT most of the great things wouldn't have ever been done if they hadn't been said first. Quote:
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December 10th 2011, 06:06 PM
Just throwing a random question out there, you wouldn't happen to like zombies would you?
haha this thread just earned you 10 cool points in my book haha. Anyways, welcome zombie-man to the site. I'm Sydney and if you ever need anything feel free to PM me.
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December 10th 2011, 07:40 PM
Hi I'm Brittany another HelpLINK Mentor who happens to like her brain and would appreciate it very much if you didn't eat it.
You seem interesting. I'd like to get to know you. IF you promise to leave my brain in tact. Anywho, I hope you enjoy the site and find lots of people to talk to, and eat their brains? Baha. Take care.
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December 10th 2011, 08:38 PM
Hey, there, welcome to Teen Help! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to PM me or a Buddy who have their username in light green. I see you've already found your way to chat, that's great!
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December 11th 2011, 10:24 AM
I often tell new users that we're a friendly bunch and we don't bite... I think I may have to change that now
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December 14th 2011, 02:06 PM
Hi James, you can't have my brain right now, I need it for thinking. Afterwards okay?
Welcome, you brilliant person BEST.INTRO.EVERPM OR VM MEEE, P.S, I'm Jem
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December 14th 2011, 08:23 PM
Hi! I'm new to the site also... o_o You seem just as strange as plenty of the friends I have here at home, which makes you okay. And also, don't eat my brain. I need it for finals. xD
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December 14th 2011, 08:34 PM
Hello james such a nice way to introduce yourself.
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