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I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 02:13 AM

Hello, world! My name is James, and I hail from Pennsylvania where I collect and consume the brains of others. I'm not sure if I'm undead, half-dead, partially alive or just some kind of crazed loon, but I assure you that I am totally not here to eat your brains.

Okay, maybe I am. Just don't tell anyone. Especially God. I don't think he'd like me very much if he found out that I go around eating brains. But I love God. I wonder what his brain tastes like.

I'm seventeen. I think. It's very hard to think things, you see - all these thoughts and urges about brains and loving people and helping them and then eating their brains. Y'know?

I guess you could say I'm a colorful character, but I'm really not. I'm green and stained a little red in places, and those are colors, but I'm not different from you or your average black person.

They wouldn't let me join the NAACP because I kept trying to eat brains.

I like fiction writing. Sometimes I write on people's walls in this red stuff I found on the floor. I have dysgraphia, so of course my handwriting isn't very good, but the red stuff is warm and smells nice, sort of like brains, so I like writing on walls anyway. I don't have the right sort of abilities as a zombie / dramatically slowly stiffening corpse (at least, in comparison to every other dead person I've seen) to actually try to drink blood, but one day I hope to try.

I'm an honest human being and also I'm perfect and also I can't stop thinking about brains.

Hello, teenhelp.com. I want to eat your brains.

Did I mention that my name is BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

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Now that we've got that done with, may I eat your brains?
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 02:17 AM

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 02:17 AM

Um, this is the most interesting thread I've seen in a while...Anyway, welcome to TeenHelp. Feel free to check out the stickies in this forum to help you learn the website a little better. Feel free to ask if you have any questions. Maybe if you feel comfortable you could share some of your stories in the Self Expression forum. Hope you enjoy it here, it's a very safe place to share you're thoughts and feelings and everyone is very accepting.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 02:20 AM

Hello James! Welcome to TeenHelp! If you have nay questions or need any help with anything feel free to send me a message!

Hope to see you around!

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:08 AM

Hey James This is definitely one of the strangest threads I have ever read You seem like a really interesting person. I am not sure eating brains is healthy for you or anyone else :P Luckily for me I don't have any so I'm safe...
That said Welcome to the site! I hope you enjoy it here and to see you around

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:18 AM

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:21 AM

Hey James. Welcome to TeenHelp.
I'm Chess, another buddy, and since it's my job to help new users settle in, I'd really appreciate it if you could refrain from eating my brains, at least for a while. Cheers.
Make sure you check out the two stickied threads, here and here, so you that you know how to find your way around, where to go if you need support, and whose brains you shouldn't eat (for example, Rob and Mel, since without them TeenHelp would die ).
Also, I have to say, when I first read your signature, it made me laugh a little. Sounds like something you'd find in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Anyway. You seem very... interesting? And assuming you don't eat too many brains, you should settle in well. Let me know if you need anything.
Also, for the record, it's teenhelp.org, not .com.
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:31 AM

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Also, for the record, it's teenhelp.org, not .com.
You never know; it may have been an assurance of safety to the users here.

Just not to, you know, whoever exists at teenhelp.com?

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:33 AM

Hey James!
My name's Dez, and I'm a Live Help Operator here on TeenHelp! We offer users support through the Live Help system, which is similar to an instant messenger program.
I hope you like it here. You seem pretty durn' awesome and like you will fit in well. The people here are so amazing and supportive as well, and are always open for a good conversation. I hope to see you around!
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:37 AM

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Just not to, you know, whoever exists at teenhelp.com?

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Oh. Well, you're welcome to eat their brains. I don't know any of them.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:38 AM

Bonjour, James, and welcome. I'm Amy. I agree with the others who have posted in this thread, you do seem interesting. Like Chess, your signature reminded me of the zombie version of Pride and Prejudice. PM me if you'd like to chat; I'm always up for it...looking forward to it in this case.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:53 AM

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 04:51 AM

NICE. We need more interesting people around here. Hi James, I'm Cheyenne I'm an Avatar Editor, so I don't do anything spiffy. I write for TeenHelp's magazine which is coincidentally named Avatar as well. You should read it. And maybe submit something, but I'm afraid you have to type it and not write it in the red stuff.
   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 07:15 AM

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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 08:06 AM

Hey, you met me in chat. I'm a HelpLINK mentor as well as Barbara. Feel free to let me know if you need any help site navigating or brain finding.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 08:31 AM

Hey James!
Welcome to Teenhelp!
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If you need anything at all feel free to message me.
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 09:27 AM

I am actually pretty sure I love you for posting this thread. It is the best. c:

I am quite new here myself, you seem like a interesting character.
If you ever want to chat just private message me or post on my profile.
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 01:26 PM

I think that definitely ranks as one of the most...unique introductions to Teenhelp I've seen.
Anyway, welcome to the site and look forward to seeing you on the forums. Just don't make any sudden moves towards my head...


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 03:19 PM

Hey man, all I could think about while reading your intro post is this.



I am Alex. Welcome to the site dude. If you ever need anything, I am in chat a lot. You could also VM/PM me.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 04:27 PM

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lol that commercial is so funny and so old I remember my friend wanting that when I was like really little lol like 4.


   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 07:04 PM

Please look into my head and tell me if there is any brain to eat in there
If you find it, how does it taste? I bet its soo spicy it'll burn your tongue! :P xD



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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 07:06 PM

Just throwing a random question out there, you wouldn't happen to like zombies would you? haha this thread just earned you 10 cool points in my book haha. Anyways, welcome zombie-man to the site. I'm Sydney and if you ever need anything feel free to PM me.


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 08:40 PM

Hi I'm Brittany another HelpLINK Mentor who happens to like her brain and would appreciate it very much if you didn't eat it. You seem interesting. I'd like to get to know you. IF you promise to leave my brain in tact. Anywho, I hope you enjoy the site and find lots of people to talk to, and eat their brains? Baha. Take care.
   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 10th 2011, 09:38 PM

Hey, there, welcome to Teen Help! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to PM me or a Buddy who have their username in light green. I see you've already found your way to chat, that's great!
   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 11th 2011, 11:24 AM

I often tell new users that we're a friendly bunch and we don't bite... I think I may have to change that now

Anyhoo, welcome to the site! If you have any questions, feel free to ask me :') <3
   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 14th 2011, 03:06 PM

Hi James, you can't have my brain right now, I need it for thinking. Afterwards okay?


Welcome, you brilliant person BEST.INTRO.EVER


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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 14th 2011, 09:23 PM

Hi! I'm new to the site also... o_o You seem just as strange as plenty of the friends I have here at home, which makes you okay. And also, don't eat my brain. I need it for finals. xD
   
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Re: I love you, you love me, BRAAAAAAAAINS - December 14th 2011, 09:34 PM

Hello james such a nice way to introduce yourself.


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