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Condom Queen
Jeez, get a life!
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Name: Traci
Age: 31
Pronouns: she/her/hers
Posts: 7,405
Points: 95,373, Level: 44 |
Join Date: October 29th 2009
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Re: Complaint of the day -
November 20th 2015, 04:54 PM
Non PG-13, but funny. 
Everybody comes to me for sex advice when they get laid a lot more than I do. Yo dude, by now you'd think experience would help you out and you wouldn't have to ask somebody who has only had one partner and has been long distance for so long she gets laid maybe 20 times a year. 
Oh well. At least my education makes up for the fact I've been long distance for so long I barely know what sex feels like.
something burning?
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