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Dancing, to me, is fucking terrifying. Just thinking about it makes my heart race, my eyes widen, and my jaw, fingers and toes clench. I missed 8 of 9 high school dances because of this (and didn't bat an eye after the first one because fuck'em, Catholic school dances are lame). The one that I went to was like 6 years ago and I just tried to copy someone else for like the 5 minutes I did dance. I can't remember how well that worked, but me and my date never talked after that (she sucks though, seriously). Normally I wouldn't give a shit about this, but my brother's wedding is coming up in a few months and I'm already getting super anxious thinking about it. I get anxious just trying to dance by myself (not a euphemism).
You know what, I don't even know what I'm asking. Does anybody have anything to say?

Edit: I just tried for about a minute. I'd rather drink bleach.