I always knew my parents did an awful job teaching me about sex (aka barely teaching me about sex), but my mom told my dad not to ever talk about masturbation with me, and I learned how to do it wrong. Yeah, there's a wrong way to do it, where you basically just hump the bed. Its extremely addictive and has an extremely high rate of sexual disorders including delayed ejaculation,
ED, and anorgasmia (not being able to orgasm by sex). Now I haven't had sex with a girl yet (fingers crossed that it ever happens), but Goddammit. Good fucking parenting mom, look at what your religious fundamentalism might do to me.
I'm never gonna forgive her for this.