Some that really bother me are:
What's up? - Like a lot of people have already said.
(Dyed my hair blond yesterday) DID YOU DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE? - No, I didn't...but it's blond.
(Credit Card Guy) I just received your credit card payment for this month, did you pay your bill for the month? - I just don't get it.
(On the plane) Flight Attendant: Would you like vegetarian or chicken?
Me: Vegetarian.
Flight Attendant: Sorry there is no more vegetarian...Would you like vegetarian or chicken? - I'm just like wtf?
I hate when my mom asks me, "How was your day at work?" - she gets the same answer from me every single time.
I'm sure I have loads more...but I can't think of them at the moment
Braiden