[Marionette.]

First off, giving yourself a tattoo is extremely dangerous, and you can give yourself all sorts of infections and then there's the possibility of ink poisoning.

I don't think anyone can (or should) give you this advice.
You'd get a better job going somewhere professional and be much safer.

I'm going to close this as I don't think this kind of advice is really appropriate.
If you disagree don't hesitate to PM me and I'll reconsider.