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Dude111

February 25th 2026 11:49 AM

I would have helped the guy,but I misplaced my transdimensional wormhole conducting generator :D (Ah man!!)

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This summer, Dave Hill got a refreshing break from the run-of-the-mill spam that routinely invades his e-mail inbox. Instead of hawking mortgages, penis-enlargement pills or weight-loss products, a message arrived that seemed straight out of a science-fiction novel.

The anonymous e-mail offered $5,000 to any vendor capable of promptly delivering a collection of far-fetched gadgets for conducting time travel. Among the mysterious devices sought by the message's author were an "Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built-in temporal displacement" and an "AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor." [more]

SOURCE: http://web.archive.org/web/200308310...0141-2,00.html

theantihero

February 25th 2026 03:28 PM

Re: The spam of all time

It looks like the article is from 2003? I'm sure spam has gotten weirder and more sophisticated since then.

Face Up.

February 25th 2026 03:30 PM

Re: The spam of all time

Haha, time traveling spam would be a nice break from the usual money scams.

Dude111

February 26th 2026 03:14 AM

Yes thats for sure!!

Mindfulness.

February 26th 2026 07:23 AM

Re: The spam of all time

Can't believe how much spam is actually going around.

Dude111

February 26th 2026 11:15 PM

Yes its just sad how much there is!!!!!

These spammers are trying to destroy everything!!

Mindfulness.

February 27th 2026 07:38 AM

Re: The spam of all time

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Originally Posted by Dude111 (Post 1404445)

Yes its just sad how much there is!!!!!

These spammers are trying to destroy everything!!

They certainly are!

theantihero

February 28th 2026 08:39 PM

Re: The spam of all time

I hate the scams that offer employment. Please, who can make $200-$500 an hour with just 3-6 hours a week? :nosweat:

Mindfulness.

March 1st 2026 06:50 AM

Re: The spam of all time

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Originally Posted by theantihero (Post 1404580)

I hate the scams that offer employment. Please, who can make $200-$500 an hour with just 3-6 hours a week? :nosweat:

I see these ones a lot as well! Even on social media.

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