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Granted, but you have to work long hours every day in an assembly line at a glue factory instead. And it's really sticky. And you get paid 2p an hour.

I wish I didn't get caught!

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Granted but then whatever you were(n't) caught doing spirals into an out of control addiction :o

I wish I could dance

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granted. But thats the only thing you do. You cant stop. And then people make fun of you.

I wish i could hurry and see my dad after 6 years.

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Granted, but it's been so long he doesn't remember you.

I wish I could run away to join the circus.

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granted but you become the bearded lady...

I wish i had something to eat

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granted but it tastes disgusting


I wish he loved me

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Granted, but he dies in a horrific car accident while driving to go see you.

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.

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Granted but then you dont have the money you need for stuffs :P

I wish finals were over with already

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Granted, but so is your life.

I wish my guitar could change colour.

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Granted, but it changes to a hideous diarrhea colour and won't go back.

I wish I had more will power.

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Granted but then you have nothing to do.

I wish I had more room.

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Granted, you have more room but now you have to share your bedroom with Ryan.

I wish Charlie was here.

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Granted, but now you're not.

I wish that it was so long till the end of the school year..