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Amorphous. December 13th 2012 10:18 AM

I ban you because on the subject of sleep, I went to my former personal traner today because I always get sleepy when I am trying to do weights. I thought it was dehydration or low blood sugar, but apparently according to him, the grand problem is: "it's nothing, mate, you just need more sleep". I knew that :p. Yeah, my Dad woke me up early this morning. GRRRROWL :glare:.

I also ban you because apparently they're thinking of changing the guidelines for nurses and medical staff so that nurses can't use words like "sweetheart" and "darling" when they're addressing patients! As someone who wants to become a paramedic and as someone who always speaks to friends with that kind of language, that is LUDACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Ludacy even a word? :dem:.

(That has got to be the longest ban in the game's history LOL. I that were a real ban, you would NEVER be back to the site LOL).

Validity December 13th 2012 10:24 AM

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I ban you because lol. Well, I'm in for a sleepless night. Don't ask me why but meh, I can sleep when I'm dead anyway.

Jay.

i_like_black December 13th 2012 08:29 PM

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I ban you because I'm pretty sure Hamed meant "lunacy" . . .

Validity December 14th 2012 10:11 AM

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I ban you because he may have meant ludicrous?

Haha. Well, I bann you because I can't sleep, I drank two giant mugs of iced coffee before... And also, I want to talk to him and get advice about my guy problem so yeah.

I ban you alco because I missed the site soooo much! AND I got my report card back and this time I HAVE NO FUCKING D'S! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY! I mentioned I have coffee right? I'm still coming off this buzz hahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
I ban you because I'm changing my signature again! Grrr, don't want a scroll signature but I have a good quote I want to put...


Jay.

DeletedAccount17 December 14th 2012 10:20 AM

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I ban you because I'm hungry. :(

~ Christabel

Validity December 14th 2012 10:23 AM

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I ban you because I MANAGED TO CHANGE IT WITHOUT GETTING A DAMN SCROLL AND WITHOUT REMOVING ANY OF MY OTHER QUOTES! WHOOP!
I ban you also because I am looking up other quotes.

Jay.

Amorphous. December 14th 2012 10:25 AM

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I ban you because three buddies are viewing this thread at the moment LOL. It's a sea of green :dem:. OMG, I also ban you because I haven't sent you a friend request yet!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOL, on it's way XD. Edit: I meant Christabel LOL XD.

Validity December 14th 2012 10:32 AM

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I ban you because -folds arms- humph, ignore me... fine, I don't care... Jokes. I'm tired. Shouldn't you be asleep as well Hamed? Seeing as we are on the same time lol, I sound like a bit of a hypocrite.

Jay.

i_like_black December 14th 2012 09:16 PM

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I ban you because they really should give me something to help me sleep.

Amorphous. December 14th 2012 10:54 PM

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I ban you because warm milk helps knock you out when you are about to go to sleep :D. Apparently Stillnox is REALLY dangerous though, so I would avoid that one like the plague :nosweat:.

Validity December 14th 2012 11:05 PM

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I ban you because I finally got over 2 hours sleep. 7 hours and I'm still exhausted.... damn sleeping, sleeping makes me tired....

Jay.

i_like_black December 14th 2012 11:56 PM

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I ban you because Hamed, I'm lactose intolerant, and my sleep is currently so bad that my key worker thinks I should be taking something for it.

Validity December 15th 2012 12:01 AM

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Lately, I have only been getting half an hour to 2 hours, maximum, so I've been pretty bad with my own as well. I just haven't told my therapist how much sleep I'm missing out on... So I do sympathise.
Oh, my ban, I ban you because I've written ten pages of my book so far (not much but only just started it).

Jay.

DeletedAccount17 December 15th 2012 01:41 AM

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I ban you because I'm doing horrible as a Buddy. D:

~ Christabel

Validity December 15th 2012 01:45 AM

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I ban you because no you're not, you're doing perfectly fine babe :) Why do you say that?

Jay.

DeletedAccount17 December 15th 2012 01:55 AM

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Thanks, you're banned because I don't help enough people in the depression forums.

~ Christabel

Validity December 15th 2012 01:57 AM

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Babe, you can't say that! You help plenty of people!
I ban you because I have to focus on book now. I'll still be on however.

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 01:59 AM

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I ban you because I just want quiet . . . but it's the middle of the day so everybody has their music going, and my flatmate gets paranoid/offended if I shut my bedroom door. >.<

Amorphous. December 15th 2012 02:22 AM

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I ban you because I thought people would have their music on later at night, what with parties going on and such. Did you know that the quietest room in the world is the Anechoic Chamber in Chicago? :dem:. I know how you feel though :hug:.

Validity December 15th 2012 02:24 AM

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I ban you because I have my music blaring to avoid me falling asleep.
I also ban you because I am rediculously comfortable :) Jeans and a long, loose shirt <3

Jay.

Amorphous. December 15th 2012 02:31 AM

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I ban you because I am quite comfortable as well. The best feeling is lying down after not being able to move the day before. I also ban you because I am leaving the gym today :(. I can go back when I get a job but that's not looking likely either :(.

Validity December 15th 2012 02:34 AM

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I'm confused.

I'm starting at a gym with a good friend of mine <3 and also, I'm sending out resumes as soon as I write it. But I ban you because I don't know what to write...

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 02:35 AM

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I ban you because I should go to the gym, but I have lack of motivation in epic proportions.

Validity December 15th 2012 02:36 AM

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I ban you because I get to see him tomorrow <3

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 02:45 AM

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I ban you because I thought about writing a blog post, and then I was like nah, too much effort.

Amorphous. December 15th 2012 02:47 AM

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I ban you because I wrote one yesterday :dem:.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 03:00 AM

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I ban you because I have no idea when I will be rich enough for some weed . . . but I am cutting back on the tobacco for no clear reason. Probably laziness.

BillieRose88 December 15th 2012 04:38 AM

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I ban you because I hae been away from here for soooooooo long and I missed you all so much ! D:
And because I just sat here for about an hour reading all of the bans that I missed out on.... o.O

i_like_black December 15th 2012 04:49 AM

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I ban you because I haven't seen you in AGES! Welcome back. :D

Validity December 15th 2012 04:52 AM

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I ban you because I could use a cig right now...

And also, I ban you because I am sick of sexist guys and racist girls! grrrrrrrr :mad:

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 05:35 AM

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I ban you because racism is a learned behaviour. It's like this quote from a comedian (I forget who) - "Racism is learned. I have a toddler, guess what he hates? Naps. End of list."

Validity December 15th 2012 05:45 AM

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I ban you because that earned a smile. I'm not in the mood to laugh but it was quite well done.

Jay.

Amorphous. December 15th 2012 05:46 AM

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I ban you because you're absolutely right. And just as racism, sexism, homophobia etc, are learned behaviours, they can very easily be changed. People change :). I ban you because that's the second time you banned someone before I did LOL!!!

i_like_black December 15th 2012 05:48 AM

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I ban you because I'm equal opportunity. I either hate everybody or love everybody, depending on how I woke up. But spiders . . . man I'm phobic about spiders . . .

Validity December 15th 2012 05:52 AM

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I ban you because a spider were perving on me in the shower so I crushed it.
I ban you also because my chest is really tight and my tiny bolts of pain keep piercing my chest..


Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 05:53 AM

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I ban you because it sounds like you're having a panic attack.

Validity December 15th 2012 05:55 AM

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I don't see how... I'm quite relaxed... And usually my panic attacks are accompanied by shortness of breath and triggered by something..
Fuck it hurts...

I ban you because I hope this kills me..

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 05:57 AM

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I ban you because random pain/muscle spasms etc don't usually kill people . . . also this thread would suck without you in it.

Validity December 15th 2012 05:59 AM

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I ban you because aww thanks.

MY BPM (beats per minute) is hovering around 84 and slowing.. Fun.

Jay.

i_like_black December 15th 2012 06:01 AM

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I ban you because I averted a disaster . . . I had forgotten that we had accidentally dropped my bottle of mountain dew. It fizzed over, but didn't go everywhere because my reflexes are THAT good.


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