[LittleFish]

1. What are you thinking about?

Yeah, because I really want to tell you what's going on in my head. Mind you're own business, why don't you.

2. How do you get such good grades?

It's called doing your homework and turning it in. Ever heard of it? (Sounds a bit harsh, but it's true: half of these kids don't even touch their homework.)

3.What are you doing this weekend? (on like Monday)

Seriously, who plans their entire weekend and knows what they're going to do at the start of the week?

4. What's the matter?

Apparently, you're depressed/antisocial if you're quiet and you don't smile and giggle constantly.

5. How was your day at school? (from my mom)

Oh, it was great mom. I went to class. I did work. I went to another class. Did some work. Went to another class. Worked some more. Ate lunch. Repeated the same process. Isn't that just fun?

6. Do you like any boys? (from my mom)

I hate this because I've considered that I might be a lesbian. I haven't come out to my mom yet, but it bothers me that she's never even asked if I like girls considering she's all "pro-gay-rights". She just automatically assumes that I'm straight. I don't know, I'd just like it if she'd at least acknowledge the possibility that I might be gay or talk to me about it. She's never bothered with the "I'd be okay with it if you were gay" speech as if she just KNOWS that I'm straight.