[Astrophile.]

"We all need our eyes, right bro?"

This lady was yelling at this other woman who had an umbrella, which was kind of pointy, and it was almost hitting some man. So the first lady was like telling her to put it down so she didn't hurt someone. She also threatened her. She was like, "If you poke someone in their eye with that umbrella, I'ma poke you in the eyes twice as hard." The man who she was, uh standing up for?, was just trying so hard not to laugh in her face.

Oh, the things people say/fight about.