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Granted, but you have extra chores.

I wish the boy I like would stop hating me.

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Granted but then you don't like him.

I wish I didn't have toothache.

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granted. now the rest of you aches.


i wish my cousin didn't hate all of my characters

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Granted, but he hates the entire story instead.

I wish I didn't sleep the days away

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Granted, but now you can't sleep and there's nothing to do.
I wish I could go back and change what I said.

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granted. but the you say something even worse later.


i wish kris would reply on msn

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granted but this is the last time she talks to you :'(

I wish I hadn\'t messed things up with a friend

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haha. kris is a he :P


granted. you\'ve messed things up with your family.


i wish i\'d never come out.

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Granted, but your mother does.

I wish I had something to eat!

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granted but it is your least favorite food

i wish I could go on vacation

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Granted, but it\'s to Vietnam and you come down with Malaria.

I wish I wasn\'t so unconfident.

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granted but the person you love most loses their confidence

I wish i were happy

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Granted, but it only lasts for a second.

I wish my mom was less controlling.

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granted but you lose control of your bodily functions

I wish there was no suffering in the world

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Granted, but there is no love either.

I wish I had a date to prom

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
 

Granted, but it\'s your cousin.

I wish I wasn\'t so tired.

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Granted, but your overly hyperactive and are brought into a hospital for a mental disorder.

I wish I didnt need surgery

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Granted but the recovery was so miraculous that you\'re now pulled in to be a test subject.

I wish I understood my maths homework.

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granted but now you don\'t understand any of your other homework
I wish I could go back and change the past mistakes in my life

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Granted, but now the world as you know it has changed-for the worst!

I wish chocolate had amazing health benefits.

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Granted, but you\'re allergic to it.
I wish I wasn\'t so tired.

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Granted but then you don\'t need to sleep, ever.

I wish they would give me an answer.

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Granted, but you never get an answer from them ever again.
I wish I had something to eat.

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Granted, but its tastes bad and you dont have a drink

I wish i could just disappear

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you do but only for a while and i would miss you soooo much that you would reapear

i wish the guy i like would ask me out or at least talk to me :(

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Granted, but he is mean to you and now you don\'t like him anymore.
I wish I could go to sleep.

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Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish it lasted longer.

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Granted but you forget it ever happened

I wish i couldn\'t feel pain

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Granted, but it\'s agonising and tortures you into convulsions

I wish we could be together again today...

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Granted, but that\'s the last time you\'re ever together.
I wish I understood my math review.

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granted but you become an autistic savant and the only thing you understand is math :P

i wish i could go travel through time

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Granted but you see things you wish you hadn\'t.

I wish I had something fun to do.

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Granted, but that\'s the only fun thing you\'ll ever do.
I wish I could go back to last year and change what happened.

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Granted, but because of this change, presently your mother is dead.

I wish I had some candy

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granted but it tastes of poo


i wish my chocolate tart had turned out better.

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Granted but it\'s so much better you didn\'t even get to try it.

I wish my voice would go back to normal.

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granted but it only goed back to normal for a day

i wish people didnt die

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Granted, but instead to keep the population in check, once they hit a certain age, they\'re placed into isolation in small dark containment boxes without any openings where they just pass out from lack of air over and over for the remainder of their days.

I wish I had a job.

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Granted, but it\'s a part time job in which you make 32 dollars per week.

I wish i had toast.

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Granted but it\'s so burnt it\'s un-edible.

I wish I could play sims.