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granted. but then you can't stop



i wish i had the guts to admit my problems and let people help me.

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Granted, but your openness about everything disturbs people and they refuse to help you.

I wish I would stop thinking everything is in some way my fault.

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granted but now you ARE the one to blame >.<

I wish i knew how to love

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Granted but you fall in love with a frog. :bleh:

I wish I had some chocolate.

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GRANTED but it had fallen on the floor, where there was mud and orange juice and unidentifiable material.

I wish dinner was ready.

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Granted, but the food is gone before you can eat it.
I wish people understood me.

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granted, but you don't understand anyone.


i wish my arms didn't ache so much

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granted but you no longer have any control over them :(

I wish my life were better

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It is but you don't like it that way.

I wish I didn't have a lisp.

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granted but you are mute now

i wish i were more talented

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granted. but everyone is still more talented than you.


i wish i had a better avvie/siggie

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Grantedm but you get banned from the site.

I wish I was a doctor

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Granted but then no-one needs one.

I wish people would be more open and honest.

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Granted, but they all say terrible things of you

I wish I didn't have the munchies right now

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granted but you never enjoy food again

I wish i were perfect in every way

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Granted, but then everyone becomes insanely jealous and attacks you.

I wish I would stop biting my nails.

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Granted, but you crack your knuckles instead.

I wish this essay was finished

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granted but it's crap.


i wish i didn't have so many problems

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Granted, but the problems that you do have have are so bad that you cannot cope.

I wish humans could fly without the need for airplanes.

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Granted but they ban flying.

I wish I had something to eat.

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Granted but it's poo flavoured cookies

I wish I didn't have to go to d/e tonight!

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granted but starting tomorrow you have to go every night for the rest of your life

I wish i was satisfied with myself and my life

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Granted but you nobody else is satisfied with you and your life

I wish I could be a penguin for a day

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Granted, but you're stuck on the only piece of ice in the bay and its surrounded by killer whales...

I wish I was home in Florida...

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granted but right before you go it is hit by a nuclear attack

I wish my belly felt good

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Granted, but now your head hurts...

I wish the cold weather would go away...

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granted but now you are in the fires if HELL :o (j/k)


i wish my dad were still alive :'(

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Granted, but you have to give up Bezore...

I wish it was April already...

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uhhh okay :confused: :rolleyes:


granted but it is april of 300 BC


i wish i had all the answers

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granted, but now you don't know the questions

i wish that i didnt have so much work to do

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granted, but tommorrow you will have 4x as much as you do know

I wish i knew how to tell people that i need help!

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granted but no one cares enough to help you :'( (of course that isn't true)

i wish i could have EVERYTHING i wish for

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Granted, but it only lasts for a minute...

I wish I followed my dreams earlier...

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then i would use that minute to wish that it lasted forever muwhahahahahhahaha

Granted but you fail miserably at that and everything else you do

I wish I was beautiful

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Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I were taller

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granted but you're the height of a skyscraper and the government is trying to capture you


I wish i never got sick

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granted, but u r always in physical pain.

I wish i lived closer to Missouri

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granted but it puts you into an insane amount of debt


I wish my mom would stop bugging me

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Granted, but now its your father thats bugging you.

I wish i smarter

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granted, but evryone else is really stupid and it really annoys you



i wish i could read my book.