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granted but you forget everything you read


i wish i never played this game

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granted. but you never played any game ever, and you never can, ever, because a wicked witch cursed yoo.



i wish i had black hair

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Granted, but you have no eye brows! :o

I wish I wasn't breaking out so badly

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Granted. But you get extremely hairy instead.

I wish I could home and work.

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(Wahh I'm already really hairy. XD)
Granted, but it's because you've been bedbound.

I wish I could eat everything without gaining an ounce.

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Granted but Then you loose so much weight!!

I wish I could relize certain things are okay in life!

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granted... you can realise them, but only if there are good things, which there aren't.


i wish i hadn't lost my needle

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granted, but you can't use it.


i wish my fictional band were real.

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Granted but then there music sucks!!

I wish that i could have photographic memory for math and science tests!!

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Granted, but you fail all your other tests.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.

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Granted, but now the only food you can eat is spinach.

I wish I didn't get PMT.

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granted but you're more hungry later




i wish my friends were on msn

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Granted, but none of them will talk to you.
I wish I did better on my math test.

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granted but you fail all your other tests




i wish my appointment with the school nurse wasn't in the middle of my maths mock exam :(

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Granted, but now it's in the middle of the night.
I wish I didn't have to do anything tonight.

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granted. but you have to do everything tomorrow.


i wish my paper round would just do itself.

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Granted, but it does a shitty job.

I wish May would arrive sooner...

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granted. but then it goes sooner.




i wish i felt better

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granted, but everyone else feels worse and it's all your fault.


i wish i could stay strong.

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Granted, but you have to stay strong through worse things.

I wish last night didn't happen

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It didn't, but it will happen tonight.

I wish my sister was less violent.

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granted. but your parents (both of them - and any step-paretns you might have) are more violent.



i wish i had everybody's number.

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Granted, but now you're compelled to call them at all hours and you can't get anything done.

I wish doing laundry wasn't so damn expensive (at uni)

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granted. but you are charged £200 every time you breath.



i wish my besties would come on msn

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Granted but they all type mush.

i wish that i could run.

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Granted but you can never stop.

I wish I didn't build my hopes up so much.

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Granted, but now you are constantly pessimistic.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

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Granted but then you are way to confident.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

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granted, but you've got really really bad cramps




i wish my friend would hurry up and call

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Granted but once he phones you, he tells you off.

I wish I knew who to trust.

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Granted. but you learn it's nobody.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

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Granted. But Your eyes fall out because you're so tired.

I wish I could have a chocolate cake.

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granted but you are suddenly alergic and it almost kills you.

I wish I haden't wrote him a letter when I was drunk, and then sent it not knowing how drunk I sounded.

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granted. you wrote a letter to your principal when you were drunk :P



i wish i hadn't had cramps all day.

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granted but it dies



i wish i didn't have homework

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Granted, but you just have school 24/7 instead.

I wish I could finish this!

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Granted but your stuck there and can never move into the nineties.

I wish I could forget.

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Granted, but you have come down with amnesia.

I wish my back wasn't hurting so badly