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granted, but your front does


i wish i wasn't so hungry

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Granted, but now you so full that your sick.

I wish that I was perfect.

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granted but then you're full of wishes that will never come true.

I wish I could get rid of four thousand miles.

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Granted, but it's because there was a massive tornado that destroyed everything within a 4000 mile radius of you, leaving behind a desolate, lifeless wasteland.

I wish I had motivation

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granted, but it's motivation to go rob the nearest bank.



i wish tomorrow would come quicker

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Granted but every day continues to come quickly.

I wish my CD's would import themselves.

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Granted, but you loose your CDs.

I wish I had a pineapple.

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granted but it's mouldy.


i wish i was a maiko

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Granted, but you're booted out and sent to the brothel.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

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Granted, but now you cant go back to sleep when you want to.

I wish I was really good at something

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Granted, but you're terrible at everything besides that one thing.

I wish I didn't waste my day waiting.

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Granted, but now you're wasting your nights waiting and you never can get any sleep.
I wish he would tell me the truth.

I Wish (Game)
 

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I'm going to open the old one, and merge this with that.... cause I'm a neat freak :bleh:

Granted, but you have no music to put on it.

I wish my throat would stop hurting.

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Granted, but then you get a headache.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

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Granted, but you're swamped with homework the next day

I wish that I had ice creeeeam! :P

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Granted, but you lose all your sense in the process

I wish I had some jellybeans

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Granted, the termites that are eating your house will keep you company.

I wish to get into a great university.

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Granted, but there are no teachers so you don't learn anything and can't graduate

I wish lice didn't exsist

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Granted but then everyone in the world is completely bald.

I wish I had oodles of money

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Granted, but it's fake money

I wish it was summer break

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Granted, but you're sent to summer school. :(

I wish I wasn\'t so itchy!

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Granted, but you\'re now in pain

I wish I didn\'t have a midnight curfew!

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Granted, now it\'s 8:00 PM

I wish people would do the things they say they will.

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Granted, but now you have so much energy that you can\'t stop running round in circles.

I wish that I didn\'t have school tomorrow.

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granted. you\'ve got school tomorrow.


i wish the t-shirt i\'m making was better

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Granted, but it gets torn to shreds and you can\'t remember how you made it.

I wish it wasn\'t so hot in my room

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Granted. You are now in Antarctica with nothing but a t-shirt and shorts.

I wish it would keep on raining.

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Granted, but it never stops raining and your house gets washed away in a huge flood

I wish my cat would stop crawling all over me while I\'m trying to type

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granted. it crawls all over you when you\'re trying to sleep.

i wish my fictional band were real, and just as amazing as they are in the fiction

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Granted, but they boot you out and ban you from all their gigs

I wish I didn\'t look so tired all the time.

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Granted, but you are terribly exhausted and just don\'t show it

I wish I didn\'t have period cramps

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granted. you havea killer migraine that won\'t go away no matter how many painkillers you take.


i wish i didn\'t smell :P

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Granted, but you sweat profusely instead.

I wish it didn\'t hurt so badly.

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Granted. But now it tickles too badly. :p

I wish that all of my assignments were done and I got 100\'s all of them.

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Granted, but your professor forgets to record your grades and you end up failing the class.

I wish people cared.

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Granted but then they care too much and never give you any space or privacy.

I wish I could stop time.