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Granted, but while you have internal peace and purpose the world around you falls into chaos.

I wish I had some Advil.

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Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had some chocolate cream pie.

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Granted, but it makes you sick
I wish I had longer hair

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Granted, but it strangles you in your sleep.

I wish I knew if the boy I'm dating is the one for me (no, do not tell me he's not because I would not consider that a corruption, nor that he is. I just want to knoww....)

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Granted but he does something gross which puts you off him.

I wish that there was decent television shows on.

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Granted but all your TV's break.

I wish for some Dr.Pepper mmmm

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Granted but it doesn't taste nice.

I wish for world domination.

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Granted, but you conquest for world domination has destroyed whatever was left of our poor planet and now it's just a charred hunk of coal. Damn!

I wish for a moderate amount of snow, so I can wear my new coat and scarf out in the lovely winter weather.

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Granted, but the second you get out in the snow, global warming kicks in and it's suddenly 100 degrees out.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

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Granted, but you mess up.
I wish I didn't have school today.

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Granted, but your grades drop drastically.

I wish I could meet my favorite authors.

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Granted, but they all turn out to be jerks in real life.

I wish my contacts didn't itch.

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granted, but now ur blind =O

i wish i could graduate high school early

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Granted, but you can never get any higher education.

I wish for this wish to be incorruptible. :p

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Granted, but such being the nature of the game I assume God powers and corrupt it anyway :tongue.

I wish that sleep would come.

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Granted, but it only lasts an hour.

I wish for a horse.

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Granted, but when you try to ride it it bucks you off, and when you try to give it a sugar cube it bites your hand.

I wish for world peace! XD

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Granted - But no one is unique anymore!

I wish I was rich :D

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Granted- but to get rich you must sell your favorite possessions

I wish for knowledge

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Granted, but it's the useless kind :p

I wish I never burned myself accidentally on an oven (long story).

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Granted. You burned yourself with motor oil and a flamethrower.

I wish I knew what the meaning of life was (is).

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Granted, but the truth is too much for you and you aren't allowed to tell anyone, so you slowly go insane. (Wow, that was morbid. Sorry!! Blame it on the fact that I'm reading the saddest book in American history.)

I wish I could be done with high school already!

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Granted, but you can't get into a college.

I wish people would stop teasing me.

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Granted, but you tease other people constantly now.

I wish that I could fir into the size of clothing I want to fit.

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Granted but you can't find anything you like in that size.

I wish the day would hurry up.

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Granted, but the rest of your life is hurried up too and your life is over before you can even blink.

I wish I could write a bestseller.

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Granted but you find your self reliving this day over and over again.

I wish that I would go play in a Adventure Playground right now.

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Granted, but you have to live there.

I wish my mechanical pencils would stop breaking.

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Granted but you have no use for them after.

I wish I knew the name of this band.

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Granted, but you forget the name of the song.

I wish it would snow!

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granted but the snow is acidic, from acid rain, and eats through all your possessions so you are left naked in the street.

I wish my friend would call me so we could do something.

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Granted. But that something turns out to be robbing a bank, for which you are caught and sent to prison.

I wish I would finish my puzzle. :p

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granted but its the puzzle of life and now you find life really really boring

I wish I could go on a run.

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Granted, it's a marathon.

I wish I had some peanut m&ms.

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Granted, but you suddenly develop a peanut allergy and can't eat them.

I wish it would stop snowing so hard.

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Granted, now it's hailing.

I wish I had some motivation.

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Granted, but you have too much and it wears you out.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

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Granted, but you're wired on Red Bull and are about to crash
I wish my friend was over so we could blow stuff up in Fallout 3

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Granted, but then your 360 breaks! oh dayum

I wish the guy I love would just ask me out already!

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Granted, but he turns out to be a jerk and cheats on you.
I wish I was more confident.