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Granted. You have to relive the same moment of your life, time and again. And you know it.

I wishhhh I was motivated. XD

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Granted but then you become too motivated and ambitious and lose touch with your friends and family.
(I love your avatar, btw, its just so...happy) :D

I wish I had a magical bag of Cheetos that continually refills itself (and is conveniently fat/calorie free while still retaining its deliciousness)

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granted but they look mouldy and icky and you can't bring yourself to eat them :P


i wish i'd remembered to put my name on my homework

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Granted, but you get everything wrong on it.

I wish I could bring myself to do it.

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Granted, but "it" becomes "Professor Umbridge," (from Harry Potter) so you have to do Professor Umbridge :bleh:

I wish somebody loved me.

peace and love

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granted. but you hate them.



i wish my homework was done

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Granted, but it spontaneously combusts and sets your house ablaze.

I wish my guitar wasn't broken.

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Granted but then you forget how to play the guiter
I wish i can pass this test tomorrow

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granted, but you fail the rest of your exams

i wish i could give my friends self esteem xx

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Granted, but they become egomaniacs and ditch you.

I wish I wasn't always waiting.

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granted, it never comes

i wish she would know how badly she broke my heart

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Granted, but she doesn't end up doing anything about it.

I wish my new piercings would heal quickly and nicely

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Granted, but a troll lives in your new piercing holes :bleh:
I wish there was peace and love in the world.

peace and love

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Granted, but now the human race is gone.

I wish to go to Peru and have some of their chocolate.

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Granted, but it poisons you and you catch... SWINE FLU!!!!

I wish I didn't feel.

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Granted, you now don't notice that you just had your leg ripped off and are bleeding to death.

I wish I could attract females

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Granted. You attract them, they get frustrated with you, and the slap you upside the head before storming away.

I wish I had a lovely girlfriend.

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granted. now you're gay.

i wish obama was white, so everyone would shut up about him.

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Granted, now the country is racist against white people.

I wish I could find the motivation to write a really good essay.

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Granted, but once you find the motivation you do something else entirely.

I wish my roommates would stop being so loud and shut up.

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Granted, BUT they are messy to the max. And smells.

I wish school was over

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granted but now you're stoopid :P


i wish i was something more interesting in the street theatre

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Granted, but you no longer exsist

I wish I wasn't so tired

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Granted, but now you have no bed in which to sleep.

I wish I had another hour in the day.

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Granted but it will be the most painful hour of your life
I wish I was rich

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Granted, but your massive collection of gold crushes you to death.

I wish I could have an army of vast, poisonous tarantulas.

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Granted: but you are then bitten.

I wish i had a shirt to wear on my date tonight.. that doesn't say slutty, but also doesn't say daddy's little girl.

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Granted, but it infects you with SARS.

I wish I enjoyed doing something productive.

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Granted, but that productive thing is dumpster diving.

I wish I didnt always have to be there.

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Granted, but now you want to be

I wish my phone would actually send all the texts that I want it to

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granted but evry1 else love war,and its an evil purpous

i wish i had eternal controll over all and u could not make it bad :)

srry reading 1 be4

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Granted, but you're alone in a tiny box where the onlyl thing to control is yourself.

I wish my love didn't get upset so easily.

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Granted. You have absolutely no love life whatsoever.

I wish she would fall in love with me....

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Granted, but you can never have each other and you both live a miserable life of tragic love story proportions.

I wish finals were done...

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Granted, but you fail them all miserably.

I wish the weekend wasn't ending.

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granted. it never started.


i wish to pass my maths exams :)

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Granted, but then you get hit by a bus.

I wish I remembered.... anything!

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Granted. All of those traumatic childhood memories of the schoolyard bully beating you up, every detail of every bad day in your life, and so on. And those are the only things you can think about when you look back.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

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granted. you have to go on the weekend instead.


I wish Coraline was out so i could go see it with my brother

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granted, but its in a language you dont understand

i wish for new pants