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Granted but they've moth holes all over the bum

I wish I had more close friends

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granted. but then they stab you in the back.


i wish i could see my cuzzy again

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Granted, but you see them in an open casket at their wake.

I wish I wasn't so booked this weekend.

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granted. 'cos you're dead.


i wish my mcr cd would play on my cd player

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granted. but then it falls off


i wish i had my story back

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Granted, but it's in ashes from being burned.

I wish I wasn't always waiting.

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Granted, but now the rest of the world has to wait for you.

I wish my hair would curl properly instead of just being all fluffy and wavy.

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granted but everyone just reckons you're dog ugly anyway.
I wish I could revise stuff faster and be more efficient.

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granted, you revise all the knowledge in the world. and it still gets you nowhere.


i wish i wasn't so tired.

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Granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish I had a place to do it tomorrow.

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granted - under the sea.



i wish i had my jumper

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Granted, but it's broken. (What's a jumper? :p )

I wish I was had a chance.

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granted. a chance to go into space and live on Pluto.


(a jumper? an uber-english word for sweater :P)


i wish i could speak better french.

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granted, but you cant understand what anyone else says.

I wish i had an awesome boyfriend..

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granted... but he's gay.


i wish handgrenadeheart would freaking hurry up and call :P

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granted but he called to say he doesnt like you :P
i wish i had a mini cooper that i could fix up... thats rite im an essex boy

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Granted, but it's beyond repair and cost you a million moneys

I wish I wasn't so exhausted.

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Granted but then you become an insomniac and can't sleep for the rest of your life

I wish school was over now

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granted but it starts again in two days

i wish i was passing all my classes

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Granted, but you have no life because you spend all your time studying.

I wish it was the weekend.

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Granted but then you have to spend the whole weekend doing chores :S

I wish I was confident

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Granted but everyone thought you were conceited..

I wish Zach would ask me out.

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Granted but then the date goes awry and you both end up running through the streets naked before getting arrested for indecent exposure and then you have to explain the whole situation to your parents. o.O

I wish my Spanish hw was done

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Granted but it's rubbish and you fail spanish class, which is just great because you're moving to spani tomorrow, to a village where nobody speaks english.



I wish i was already packed

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Granted. But all your things combust, and you are now left to weep over the smoldering remains.

I wish I could talk to fish (Fish as a Second Language).

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Granted, but you forget your first language and no one understands your fish-speak.

I wish I wasn't ill.

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Granted but while you were ill, you spread germs all throughout your home and everyone in your family gets it and eventually it cycles back to you, a new, super, multi-mutated virus :o

I wish I could play the piano

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granted but you can only play one song. with only 5 notes...

i wish i could read minds..

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Granted but then you find out things you'd really rather not know, like stalkers....o.O

I wish I had some Cup O' Noodles ~wishful~

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Granted, but while your back is turned, it creeps up behind you and strangles you to death.

I wish I had some glitter.

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granted but its ALL over your body and it wont come off. and when you get in the sun it blinds people.

I wish Zach dont go to jail tomorrow.

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Granted but then he's given 5,000 hours of community service cleaning Port-O-Potties in July :o

I wish laundry would fold/hang itself :S

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Granted but you suddenly and spontaneously lose hearing in both ears :(

I wish I had some new clothes

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granted, but none of them fit.



i wish the french phraesebook had better pronunciation tips.

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Granted, but all the pages fall out and blow away in the breeze, never to be seen again.

I wish my eyes weren\'t so achey.

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Granted, but now you have a migraine

I wish I was asleep.

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Granted but you miss a lot of things because you are asleep.

I wish the weather was nice.

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granted but its only today. for the rest of your life there are nothing but thunderstorms and snow..


i wish i didnt have to go to school no more. EVER