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Granted, but you never overcome it.

I wish I knew how to surf.

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Granted but all the waves mysteriously disappear so you can't surf.

I wish my leg would stop itching!!

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it does but then your other leg starts

I wish I didn't have my socail exam tomorrow

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granted...but you have a ton of other exams you havent revised for. =o

i wish i was taller than aron :P

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Granted but everyone is taller then you.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupt.

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Granted, but then you don't get to post in this thread.

I wish to watch Dumbo tonight.

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granted, but an evil clown turned it into a horror film were he gets killed for his tusks

i wish for a fish

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Granted, but the fish EATS YOU ALIIIIIVE!!!
I wish that I was pretty.

peace and love

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Granted, but no one acknowledges the fact.

I wish my sweatshirt would stop leaving lint all over my clothes.

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granted but your clothes fall apart

i wish i could sing

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Granted, but you can no longer read or write.

I wish I wasn't feeling sick.

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granted, but you were sick

i wish i had 100 tooth brushes

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Granted, but all the bristles are made of metal, so it hurts your teeth when you use them.

I wish I knew what to do about my social issues.

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granted, but you got sent to mars

I wish i had boobs...

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Granted, but no bras. xD

I wish my dog wasn't insane.

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granted, but it starts talking in japanese

I wish for 100 wishes

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That'd be pretty freakin' awesome, actually. xD

Granted, but you can only wish for empty gum wrappers and cotton swabs.
I wish I could find my other Sharpie Minis.

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Wish granted but you lose 'em again. (:

I wish I was good at math. o_O

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granted but you fail english

i wish i had more nail varnish

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Granted, but now you suck at every other subject.

I wish I had an icon as cool as yours. Siriusly.

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Beat me to it! Ahh!

Granted, but it's just enough for your pinky.
I wish I had a puppy.

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granted, but it's sick

i wish i had some striped socks

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Granted, but they're all smelly and dirty.

I wish braces didn't hurt.

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granted, but they smell funny

i wish my head phones weren't broken

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Granted, but every other electronic device around you breaks.

I wish I hadn't eaten those chicken nuggets :p

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Granted, those nuggets were not chicken.

I wish I had something better to do.

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Granted, but then you forget almost immediately.

I wish I could sing!

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you do, but then in then when your right about to get a record deal you lose your voice,

I wish I could skate

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Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish I could dance.

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Granted, but you get swept up by some creepy circus that uses highly talented small children for personal gain and you're miserable...

I wish I was thin.

peace and love

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Granted, but you're not healthy and your lifespan is shortened.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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Granted, but now you don't remember what anyone said.
I wish I wasn't so shy.

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Granted, now you make a fool out of yourself everyday because all your inhibitions are completely gone.

I wish I knew what was going on with my sister.

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Granted, but now you don't know what's going on with yourself.

I wish my essays would magically be done.

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Granted, but they're very badly written and you get an F.

I wish Stephenie Meyer would write a sequel to The Host.

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Granted but it sucks and is only 1 page

I wish the book City of Glass would come out sooner

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Ahh that would be terrible! :eek: lol

Granted, but you're never able to read a copy due to the apocalypse happening.

I wish I had more time for reading.

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Granted, but all the books in the world mysteriously disappear.

I wish the space button on this stupid keyboard worked properly :mad:

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granted, but now all the other buttons sacrificed their lives for the all mighty space button

i wish i had a apple pie

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Granted, but it tastes terrible and now you don't want it.
I wish I had fifteen dollars.