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You just have to write many thesis' instead

I wish i wasnt fat.

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granted but no one can see you anymore

I wish i wasnt so fricken cold

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granted but now you're always too warm

i wish i'd done my work

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granted, but you do it badly and get disgraced.

i wish midnight sun was out

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granted but the suns always out, no more night

i wish people would be more honest with eachother

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Granted, but people are constantly hurt because of the truth.
I wish I didn't have so much to do.

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granted but now you have nothing to do and are completely bored

I wish it was summer

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it is but it's the last day of summer.

I wish I could go back to sleep

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granted, but when you wake up you have permanent insomnia which makes you not be able to sleep.

I wish I could be good at wrestling.

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Granted, but there's noone to wrestle with!!

I wish I'd finished my homework!

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Granted, but you fail all the classwork.

I wish I had some chapstick.

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Granted but it tastes horrible.

I wish I wasn't sore from working out.

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Granted, now you're sore from a hit on the head.

I wish I wasn't so weird.

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Granted now you the most popular person at school and everyone wont leave you alone

I wish I had better judgment at times

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Granted, but you're constantly judging the wrong things.
I wish I knew what I was doing.

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Granted, but now what you're doing has changed!

I wish chocolate had no calories!

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Granted. now chocolate doesn't taste nice.
I wish i was size 6

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granted but everyone else in the world is size 0

i wish the world would be at peace

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Granted, but then there would be nothing on the news.

I wish i had the perfect life!

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Granted, but you lose beauty of soul

I wish I was happy

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
 

Granted. But it only lasts ten seconds, and then you're even less happy than you are know.

I wish I was thin.

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Granted. Only now you cant be seen if you turn sideways.

I wish that i had a little bit more confidence...

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Granted but now you're over confident and no one likes you.

I wish i didn't have pins and needles

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Granted. You have a compound fracture.

I wish I had a pool full of melted mozzarella cheese

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Granted, but it sucks you in and you have to live in the cheese forever.

I wish my central heating was working

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Granted but now its constantly like a sauna.

I wish i could have my hair cut.

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you're now bald

I wish my parents would let me get my eyebrow pierced

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Granted, but it gets infected, causing the need for it to be removed and therefore the piercing heals up.

I wish that my dad would give me a definite yes to go see Hollywood Undead and Senses Fail with Liz in Boston in March.

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Granted, but the concert gets cancelled.

I wish that Matt had tonight off and we could cuddle up together and watch tv all night.

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Granted, but he's sick and now you are too.
I wish I could go to the movie with my friends Saturday.

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Granted, but, you get kicked out half way in the middle for being too young.

I wish the snow would melt!

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Granted. Giant flood.

I wish that what my roommate said wasn't true cause it's freaking me the hell out

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granted. but you find out later on and get even more freaked out

i wish i wasnt hungry

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Granted, but in an hour you're starving and because you didn't eat when you had the chance there's no food left.
I wish I could go downstairs without having to clean up a mess.

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Granted. The mess builds up.

I wish things would end...

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Granted. Everything ends and now there's nothing anywhere, ever.

I wish I had enough money to get the clothes I want

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Granted. But they are possessed by demons.

I wish she would read my blog

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she reads it but has no idea what you're on about.

i wish i could stop singing this song!

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Granted, but now you're shouting yourself hoarse.

I wish I could motivate myself to work out.

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Granted. Only now you do too much and get ill!

I wish i could trust someone