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You can in a year

I wish I had more days off of school that I didn't have to make up for later

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granted. but the days that you are in school for are really long.

i wish i wasn't so self concious around the guy i like.

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Now you can't control yourself.
I wish I didn't have to go to class tonight.

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Now you have to go to class twice tomorrow night

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator

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Granted but thats all you do for the rest of your life and you loose everything
I wish i had a pet

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Granted, but it bites you and now you're in the ER.
I wish I didn't feel so pressured.

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Granted... You are now an astronaught and your pressure suit ruptures and you are now dead...

I wish I had a Burger King Wopper right now...

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granted, but you dont get to eat it, only look at it

i wish i had a bigger room

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Granted, but everything in your room grew to size, so its all too big for you to use.

I wish Sodexo would stop putting intestine destroying chemicals in their food.

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Granted. But then they go bust.

I wish it was just me and the guy I like at them cinema tomorrow

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Granted, but the cinema is closed.
I wish it was Saturday.

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granted, its saturday, today tomorrow the next day etc etc, the same saturday, that saturday you hated last month.

i wish my french essay was good :p xx

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Granted, but you get a zero because you forget to turn it in.
I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

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Granted... But just as you are about to take a bite of it's chocolatey deliciousness you spill it...

I wish I could be abducted by aliens.

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granted but they kill you.

I wish we could all go to the cinema together again next week

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Granted, but you don't have a good time.
I wish the night wasn't so dark.

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Granted but then you can't see the pretty stars to make a wish on.

I wish I could feel emotion towards him.

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Granted, but this emotion is hatred.

I wish I could instantly repair any of my damaged relationships.

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granted. but then they get damaged again.

I wish i didn't feel the way i do.

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(hugs) you feel realyl hyper and run around until you crash into a wall (Like me :P) and end up the hospital.

I wish the weather here wouldn't change for a month

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Granted. But it's horrible weather.

I wish my friend would hurry up and call.

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Granted, but the phone line gets disconnected right when your friend calls.
I wish I had more time.

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Granted. But you're teacher loses all your work and you have to make it up yo!

I wish I could speak more Spanish.

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Granted you can now fluently speak spanish but now it's so easy that you switch from spanish to english accidentaly in everyday conversations confusing everyone else around you.

I wish this game wasn't so depressing.

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Granted. Now it's so happy it drives you crazy.

I wish I had a coffee

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You have coffee, but no cup to put it in.

I wish Graeme would stay.

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Granted. but then you fall out and it's horrible and you just want him to go away.

I wish i could understand the lyrics of this song.

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Granted but it doesn't make sense after.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

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Granted but then your arm starts hurting.


I wish I never had to see my dad again.

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Granted, but once he's gone you regret it.
I wish I had already typed my report.

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Granted, but when you go to print it/email it, it's all encoded and you have to type it again.

I wish my nails would dry faster

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Granted, but your nails become brittle and fall off

I wish I could stay content when life isn't dramatic

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Granted. Life is boring for ever.

I wish I could see my besties again.

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granted. but it's at their funeral

i wish i was swimming right now

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Granted. You're about 200 miles from shore.

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You didn't post a wish but I corrupt it anyway.. somehow. :p

I wish there was no snow but instead sun!

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granted. there is sun instead of snow because you're on mercury, painfully burning to death.

I wish my writing was as emotive as i want it to be

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Granted but then it becomes too emotive.

I wish I knew what to write.

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granted. But then you forget it.

I wish i had the confidence to ask out the guy i like.

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Granted, but he turns you down.
I wish I liked school.