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Gremlin vs Pie-rat
A silly poem this time! :D
Three Gremlins Three-tender-hearted gremlins Sailing in a boat with glee One tells Two and Three "Let's take a break, shall we?" And so he pulls out a bread loaf And a couple jars Of peanut butter and of jelly Three Pie-rats Sly and sneaky Pie-rats Settling on an island One tells Two and Three "I've been eavesdroppin' There's treasure hidin' You see?" As he pulls out a map "We have some connections If we start out in North direction Then head out West. I have a friend named Cassie. Curious Cassie She would help us, And her brother and cat, no doubt! But first we must plan a diversion Secret, sneaky, sly, diversion A spyder squad on the lookout We shall each put black lipstick That should do the trick So no one suspects the treasure about to be eaten!" (Muhahahahaha) Three Gremlins Three-tender hearted gremlins Hardened their hearts And sharpened their defenses "Gather around, we don't have much time Huddle in close We will be lovely hosts When our guests arrive We will empty out the jars, stuff the jars with marshmallow fluff, And laid out on the table some bread and a knife. Then we turn out the lights Let them creep up tonight Trap 'em in their own trap, eh?" Dawn turned to dusk, The gremlins found their places Waiting to ambush. The Pie-rat Spyder squad Head to toe dressed in black found their way through the back Of the crooked boat-house Cassie spoke first Curious Cassie beckoned the Pie-rats In an urgent whisper "Let's take the jars and run away! It'll be quicker, and We besides can eat it later" So that's what they did, And the Gremlins? They missed the cue Too busy washing out Their sticky mouth With a glass of milk |
Re: Gremlin vs Pie-rat
This is so good! Really enjoyed reading this one!
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Re: Gremlin vs Pie-rat
Thank you :)
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Re: Gremlin vs Pie-rat
I do like your silly poems. :hehe:
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Re: Gremlin vs Pie-rat
Thank you :)
A friend suggested I should turn it into a children's book. Thinking of illustrating at least some of it. But I'm insecure about my drawing skills. |
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