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Mars :D
Why is this thread slightly popular? |
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Because I left my pogostick in the garage.
Why are pickle jars so hard to open? |
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Because they are jars that are hard to pickle at. :D
Why did Batman get his Batmobile hi-jacked? |
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Because Spiderman was jelly XD.
Why is the sun bright? |
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So melons can be sat on.
Why does coke go flat so quickly? |
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Because the people who make coke put water proof robots in every can/bottle of coke to suck out all the fizziness.
Why did Burger King make satisfries? |
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Because they are jealous that aliens have better fries.
Why has today gone so slow? |
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Because lizards rule the world! (Oh wait...:()
How come books don't fly like pigs do? |
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Because the energy it takes to fly comes from rainbow frogs, which are only available in France.
What is in coffee? |
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A lot of tea that is disguising itself as coffee.
Why do colds exist? |
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Aliens.
Why don't I have a question to ask? |
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The cold creating aliens stole your brain.
Do aliens actually exist? |
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You ARE an alien so yeah :)
Will you sign my contract? |
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Not until hashtags are abolished.
Why are there no longer any two-dollar bills? |
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Because two one-dollar bills are better than one two-dollar bill. XD
Why do you forget things really easily? |
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Because the sushi gave me mercury poisoning (Forgetfulness actually is an early symptom of that).
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? |
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Because they just want to see this world fall apart.
Have you accepted Arceus as your lord and savior? |
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Only if the purple jellyfish eat peanut butter.
How fast did the horse run? |
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Faster than ploughing a house.
If you were a championship belt, what would the title be? |
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Looking for cookies!
Why does dogs likes to climb tree's? |
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They like to mime squirrels.
Why is my phone constantly running out of battery? |
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Because it runs of apples and they've run out of juice.
Why won't my sore throat go away? |
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Because you swallowed shards of glass.
How do I apply fire to my fingernails? |
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Quote:
For Take Heart's Q: Apply liquid fire to hydrogen dioxide, and compress the two in a plastic container. Microwave it for 3 minutes or until chemical reaction, then pull off your finger nails, Higurashi style. Dip them into the new substance. Why did she die? |
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Because Kyubey is an evil little bastard.
Why did the chicken really cross the road? |
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Because it was about to miss its bus.
Why don't I feel like doing laundry? |
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Because my cat died.
What is dog pox? :p |
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When the dog is cooler than the rest of the dogs.
Why am I so lazy? |
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Cuz i luv stars.
Why is it raining? |
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Because you ticked off the volcano.
Can you make me immortal |
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If you lick a pig's toenail.
Why can't it be the weekend already? |
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Because the weekdays got jealous and stole it so there isn't a weekend anymore.
Why has my day sucked so much? |
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Because your forgot to water the cat.
Where did I leave that book? |
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Somewhere.
Did I forget to feed my homework last night? |
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Just outside. If you just check...yeah, like, in the muddy bit...
What causes wind? [interpret that as you wish...] |
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Anything.
Why are scissors sharp and pointy? |
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Because they're scissors.
Why is the world a world? |
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It's a world because it can't be a sun.
What's the difference between a duck? |
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Everything yet nothing.
Why is there no mod in the General Health section? |
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Too long didnt read
What makes snow white? |
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