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Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 9th 2013, 10:10 PM

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 9th 2013, 10:26 PM

The fox says MOO, duh.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 12:36 AM

Because the sun is blue

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 12:39 AM

This is caused by fire.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 12:41 AM

The thing in the sky that heats out food

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 12:53 AM

Chicken soup.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 12:59 AM

Charizard!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 10th 2013, 10:39 AM

Because that phrase doesn't exist in my mind.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 07:23 AM

because sound irritates our eyes.

why does it have to rain when I have a day off and be perfectly good weather when i have to work?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 08:18 AM

Because the wombat told the lion to tell the giraffe that he doesnt like oranges.

What's pink and fluffy?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 08:45 AM

a gorilla in a blender.

what has three legs and squeaks.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 09:57 AM

A tomato.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 10:05 AM

Because you were dropped at birth

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 10:18 AM

a nerdy birdie.

why am i so accident prone?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 10:23 AM

Because a suitcase just wont do

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 10:26 AM

if he has a baby elephant, sure.

why do dogs pee on brick walls?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 11:06 AM

Because they are at war with each other .
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 06:53 PM

Because you dreamed about it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 07:23 PM

Because of the zombie apocolypse!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 07:49 PM

It already has we just don't know it yet.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 08:02 PM

Where's your question?
   
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 11th 2013, 08:10 PM

It was clearly invisible.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 12:09 AM

Because the turkeys are trying to get revenge on us.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 01:52 AM

Because we hate the colour Purple.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 02:27 AM

Through pushing food out of it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 02:32 AM

He uses his nose.

What do I feed my pet rock?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:07 AM

'Cause your pet rock is really a pig!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:23 AM

Why wouldn't you be

Why.... why can't I be swag? (there's actually a correct answer for this. Its because I'm a dork. But please, share your ideas anyway, enlighten me)
   
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:30 AM

Because I got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:40 AM

Because they eat so many damn mice
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:50 AM

If you play it correctly

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:55 AM

Certainly not cabbage oh, that's a knee-slapper!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 06:39 AM

Because you live in a shoe.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 08:00 AM

Because we're all part Dutch

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 08:05 AM

only if you take a hacksaw to my foot.

why haven't i watched this show in ages?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 08:25 AM

Because Sideshow Bob threw your TV out the window.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 12:26 PM

Because of the gravitational pull.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 12:37 PM

Subway.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:17 PM

The spot, as in X marks the spot.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 12th 2013, 03:18 PM

From a clown's head

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