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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 19th 2013, 02:24 PM

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 19th 2013, 06:10 PM

Because I left my pogostick in the garage.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 19th 2013, 09:25 PM

Because they are jars that are hard to pickle at.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 20th 2013, 04:05 AM

Because Spiderman was jelly .

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 20th 2013, 04:08 PM

So melons can be sat on.

Why does coke go flat so quickly?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 20th 2013, 09:01 PM

Because the people who make coke put water proof robots in every can/bottle of coke to suck out all the fizziness.

Why did Burger King make satisfries?


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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 20th 2013, 10:59 PM

Because they are jealous that aliens have better fries.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 20th 2013, 11:28 PM

Because lizards rule the world! (Oh wait...)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 21st 2013, 03:45 PM

Because the energy it takes to fly comes from rainbow frogs, which are only available in France.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 21st 2013, 04:15 PM

A lot of tea that is disguising itself as coffee.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 21st 2013, 08:48 PM

Aliens.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 21st 2013, 09:41 PM

The cold creating aliens stole your brain.

Do aliens actually exist?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 22nd 2013, 12:22 AM

You ARE an alien so yeah

Will you sign my contract?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 22nd 2013, 03:46 AM

Not until hashtags are abolished.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 22nd 2013, 03:55 AM

Because two one-dollar bills are better than one two-dollar bill.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 22nd 2013, 03:11 PM

Because the sushi gave me mercury poisoning (Forgetfulness actually is an early symptom of that).

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 12:22 AM

Because they just want to see this world fall apart.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 10:51 AM

Only if the purple jellyfish eat peanut butter.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 11:17 AM

Faster than ploughing a house.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 11:58 AM

Looking for cookies!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 08:04 PM

They like to mime squirrels.

Why is my phone constantly running out of battery?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 08:16 PM

Because it runs of apples and they've run out of juice.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 09:23 PM

Because you swallowed shards of glass.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 23rd 2013, 10:41 PM

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It wants you to sign a contract to become a magical girl but in exchange, you must give up your soul (if you knows what I'm referencing, you are officially awesome ).
Just be sure to keep your head on.

For Take Heart's Q:

Apply liquid fire to hydrogen dioxide, and compress the two in a plastic container. Microwave it for 3 minutes or until chemical reaction, then pull off your finger nails, Higurashi style. Dip them into the new substance.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 24th 2013, 12:04 AM

Because Kyubey is an evil little bastard.

Why did the chicken really cross the road?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 24th 2013, 04:51 AM

Because it was about to miss its bus.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 24th 2013, 12:22 PM

Because my cat died.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 24th 2013, 12:30 PM

When the dog is cooler than the rest of the dogs.

Why am I so lazy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 24th 2013, 12:36 PM

Cuz i luv stars.
Why is it raining?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 25th 2013, 01:01 AM

Because you ticked off the volcano.

Can you make me immortal
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 25th 2013, 02:08 AM

If you lick a pig's toenail.

Why can't it be the weekend already?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 25th 2013, 01:04 PM

Because the weekdays got jealous and stole it so there isn't a weekend anymore.

Why has my day sucked so much?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 26th 2013, 03:34 AM

Because your forgot to water the cat.

Where did I leave that book?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 01:30 AM

Somewhere.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 10:46 AM

Just outside. If you just check...yeah, like, in the muddy bit...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 02:32 PM

Anything.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 03:32 PM

Because they're scissors.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 04:55 PM

It's a world because it can't be a sun.

What's the difference between a duck?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 27th 2013, 11:34 PM

Everything yet nothing.

Why is there no mod in the General Health section?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer. - October 28th 2013, 02:15 AM

Too long didnt read

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