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When the sheep climb trees.
How did I get here? :dem: |
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By some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff (Doctor Who FTW :bleh:)
How did this tread get to two pages? |
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Because two is the sacred number of the lost civilization of Koz.
How do I know I'm not a clone? |
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You are unique, just like everybody else.
What is the square route of an octogon? |
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Over 9000!
Why does the Fire Nation have to ruin everything? |
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Because it's made of water!
If I was to jump at a window, what would happen? |
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You'd turn into Taylor Swift.
Why am I Scottish? |
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Because Scotland wanted you to live there.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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Ten grams of pure cane sugar.
Why do birds like to crap on my windshield? |
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Purple because aliens don't wear hats.
If I have six apples, you have three oranges, and someone yells bananas, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? (^every math question I've ever read) |
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About 10 people, I'd say.
Why are oranges orange? |
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Because grooble is not a word.
When will I evaporate? |
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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY (frakakakakakakow!)
....I don't know. Why does my life suck right now? :p |
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Because you must pilot the Eva (unless you're an anime fan, you'll have no idea what I'm talking about XD).
Why is there gravity on the Earth? |
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Because the moon is made of cheese.
Why am I so bored right now? |
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Because Mexico has stopped producing Pinatas.
How many socks have I lost in the dryer over the years? |
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Its impossible to know because the aliens are stealing them. Its a conspiracy to take over all the socks in the word.
Why is licorice red? |
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Because you gave birth to a pineapple.
Where did Melinda.Gordon go? :P |
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To the museum!
Why do so many people have trouble saying plase and thank you? |
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Because Beavers have invaded Poland.
What would happen if I was to breed a cat and a fish together? |
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Penguins!
How do you catch a bigfoot? |
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Ask the donkey for directions.
What do I do if a space invader attacks? |
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Eat a potato.
What is my cat trying to tell me? |
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It wants you to sign a contract to become a magical girl but in exchange, you must give up your soul (if you knows what I'm referencing, you are officially awesome :D).
Are you a Yoshi and if you are, can I ride you? |
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If comma slices can fly, then no.
What's the difference between a duck? |
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a camel.
why can't i have a pet mokona? |
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The dragon stole it.
Why does school suck? |
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Because lemons are mind controlling the teachers.
Why is the weather so bad? |
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because mother nature can't remember how to make nice weather anymore.
how do you get to the inside of a potato? |
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By buying a horse.
Why do i love chocolate? |
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Because the radishes grill your toenails.
Why is my backpack so heavy? |
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Because you have too many beans in it.
What would happen if I put milk with a potato? |
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woman's intuition.
why won't the pain stop? |
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Because salmon tastes like toes.
Why do monkeys ride pigs? |
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Because pigs have started to fly.
Why can't the weekend last longer? |
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Because teachers from the future use the new technology to speed up the weekends in the past and watch us suffer.
Why is there a bee hive in every tree I shake? |
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Because giraffes ate all the tree bark.
Why does my cat hate me? |
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Because it IS you!
What's a motive? |
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A painful infection of a walrus flipper.
Why is it easy to take candy from a baby? |
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aliens.
where have all the flowers gone? |
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