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granted. the whole city come and visit you and end up trashing your house.


i wish i could finish a story.

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Granted, but no one reads it.
I wish I had more friends.

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granted. but they don't want to be friends with you, they only want you to spoil them.


i wish ricky was real

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Granted, but he's a homocidal lunatic.

I wish I didn't have a cold!

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(how dare you say ricky would be a homocidal lunatic =P)

granted. now you have lukemia.

i wish i had chocolate

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Granted, but its covered in maggotts and flys.

I wish these cramps would go awayyyy.

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Granted, but they come back tomorrow.
I wish the day didn't end so quickly.

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Granted, but the world ended.

I wish i had a horse.

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Granted, but you fall off of it and break your leg.
I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

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granted, but now you only remember unnecessary things
i wish i could get all my animations done today!

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Granted, but you don't like how they turn out.
I wish I wasn't afraid of so many things.

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Granted but then they aren't around to be afraid of.

I wish I wasn't cold.

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Granted, but now you are burning alive.

I wish there was a storm.

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Granted, but your house gets smashed to smithereens.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

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Granted, but now you can't go anywhere without hearing it.
I wish I could talk to someone.

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Granted, but now there are voices in your head.

I wish tomorrow would be better.

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Granted, but every day after that is worse.
I wish I wasn't so serious.

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(Oops I just realised I messed up above, hehe, sorry)

Granted, but now all you spit out is awkward sexual humour.

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

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Granted. Instead it's at 2 in the morning.

I wish my room would finish cleaning itself

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Granted, but it cleans out everything you own.
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early tomorrow.

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Granted, but you die in your sleep.

I wish my zit didn't hurt so badly! XD

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Granted. But now you're covered in zits.

I wish Hyra would be published and very succesful (even though it's Rosary's story. That's cousinly luv for ya :P)

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Granted- but it gets so much publicity and fame that you and your cousin (?) end up attacked by reporters and never left alone.

I wish I had more holidays.

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granted. but you seriously injure yourself somehow and spend the rest of them in hospital

I wish I had some cookies

(PS cool a NZ member, where abouts are you from?)

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Granted, but they taste like vomit.

I wish I was noticed more.

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Granted, but people only notice the bad things.

I wish I didn't have homework.

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Granted, but you've been expelled.

I wish I didn't have such a headache.

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Granted, now you have really bad indigestion.

I wish I wasn't being attacked by ants right now.

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Granted, but now you're being attacked by bees.

I wish my feet weren't so cold

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Granted, now they're burning.

I wish I didn't have to do anything today.

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granted. but now you have nothing to do, ever. you'll get bored soon =P


i wish i could eat loads of chocolate without getting fat or feeling sick

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Granted, but now there's no chocolate left.
I wish I had more time to myself.

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granted. you're always on your own now, and you loose all your friends.


i wish i knew what to do with myself.

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Granted, but it's not something you want to do.
I wish my friends talked to me more.

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Granted, but they only talk about penguins.

I wish for a million gummy worms.

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granted. but they're locked away so you can't eat them.

i wish i had a marilyn manson cd

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granted, but now you're possessed by his music

i wish i didn't have to leave my apartment to get food.

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Granted, but the only food you get is lima beans and freeze-dried salmon. (idk. haha)

I wish I knew how to talk to people.

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granted. but you shout instead of talk, and scare everyone off


i wish my characters were real

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granted, but now they resent you for all the clothing you've provided them with. "PINK?!"

i wish that i wasn't so awkward around girls, at least long enough to make a friend