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Granted, but then you willingly humiliate yourself

I wish finding the right person wasn't so difficult

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Granted, but then the right person ends up dying right after you meet.

I wish I didn't feel so tired.

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granted. you are asleep.

I wish my mom wasn't so controlling...

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Granted, now she won't help you with anything ever again.

I wish I didn't have to put up with family this weekend.

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Granted but then you never see them again.

I wish I could sort my sleeping out.

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granted but something happens and now you barely have time to sleep and when you do your late for whatever you have to do

i wish i had a strawberry ice cream cone

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granted, but then u drop it on the ground :P

i wish i knew where my book was.

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granted but you spill water all over it and its so water damaged that you cant read it

i wish i had a vanilla cupcake with vanilla iceing and pink and yellow sprinkles

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Granted, but a snake pops out of your cupcake and bites you.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

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granted but now you sleep too much

i wish i had insomnia (i have hypersomnia meaning i sleep too much i have to take caffiene pills and everything so i would love to get to have insomnia )

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Granted but then you become bored because people are asleep for hours and you're awake.

I wish I had chips.

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Granted, but they're rotten and burned ( like the green ones you find at the bottom of the bag... ick!).

I wish for a warm shower.

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Granted but that's not water coming out of the shower head

I wish my hair would do what I wanted it to.

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Granted, but it falls out after twenty minutes.


I wish I was happy with myself.

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Granted, but while you become happy with yourself everyone around you becomes sad.

I wish that the next person to post here gets an incorruptible wish (ha ha!)

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Granted, but due to the nature of this game, my wish is corrupted anyway.

I wish I had some grapes right now.

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Granted but you can't eat them

I wish school was over now.

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EDIT: Bahh too late!

Granted, but you get incredibly bored sitting around at home with absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I had some chocolate.

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Granted, but you suddenly develop an intense chocolate allergy.

I wish I had some lunch right now.

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Granted, but you don't like the food.
I wish I wasn't so bored.

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Granted - but you are given chores to keep you occupied!

I wish for a hot air balloon!

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Granted, but you fly away in it and never come back down

I wish I had a packet of Branston Pickle mini chedders

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granted, but someone dropped them all into water first and now they're soggy.

I wish for another bunny!

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Granted, but it's sick.
I wish it wasn't so cold.

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Granted, but now you're unbearably warm and sweating profusely.

I wish the weather would improve so I could get to college tomorrow.

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granted but a water pipe bursts so it's closed

i wish my laptop could fly

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granted, but she stinks like a cow

i wish the manga's i like would come out daily not weekly

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granted but they stop after one day

I wish I had more rainbow sprinkles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Granted, but after one week, it goes out of business. (IDK what a Manga is...)

I wish I had pizza right now :)

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Granted, but the sprinkles taste terrible :P

I wish it was summer

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granted, but it's a very cold one

i wish i had some nail clippers handy

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Granted, but the nail but you nails are too strong, so they break the clippers.

I wish my distortion pedal was working.

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Granted, but it overdistorts everything and your eardrums blow.

I wish my eyelid would stop twitching (don't ask haha).

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Done, but now it won't open

I wish my puppy would finally get housebroken

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Granted, but now it's started tearing up the furniture!

I wish I could get back to normal sleeping patterns.

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Granted. But your bed comes alive and eats you.

I wish I could loose 70 pounds

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Granted, but you gain it all back within the course of 24 hours.

I wish I could read faster.

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Granted but now there are no books for you to read and you get bored.

I wish my cat would come home.

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Granted, but now everyone else in your city has lost their pets.

I wish I could write a storyboard.