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EDIT: Not fast enough, haha :p


Granted but you will only have that talent for 1 minute.

I wish my hair would stop giving me problems.

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Granted, but then it grows uncontrollably.

I wish I wasn't tired.

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granted. but you only get 2 hours to sleep! :P lolz.

i wish i had an i-pod touch.

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granted, but i-pod so no need to corrupt =p

i wish this wish in uncorruptable

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Granted. All your other wishes in life are corrupted.

I wish to be completely healthy by the time track and field starts.

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Granted, but the teacher is so unfit that they cancel it after the first few minutes and cange it to something you hate.

I wish I had more time on the computor.

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Granted, but the viruses attack it and make it super slow

I wish huntington's disease would just magically get cured

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granted, but the cure causes a human-population-wipeout-stroke-apocalypse situation xD

i wish i knew when my coursework is due (:S)

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Granted. It's due in 30 seconds.

I wish I could get up the courage to talk to my dad honestly.

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Granted, but he doesn't respond the way you wanted.
I wish life wasn't so complicated.

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Granted, but now there's nothing fun or worthwhile to do.

I wish I had an iPod.

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Granted, but you drop it and now it's broken.
I wish it was summer.

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Granted, but you're in summer school.

I wish I could do my homework faster.

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Granted, but then it spontaneously combusts as you turn it in

I wish mixed signals didn't exist

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granted... instead there are no signals at all

I wish I had a more concrete schedule for my day's activites

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Granted, but it's so concrete that you have no free time at all to use the toilet.

I wish I knew American Sign Language.

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Granted, but you can no longer speak.

I wish my life was happier.

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Granted, but he turns around and sells it for profit, leaving you with loads of spam calls. ;p

I wish I could sing well.

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Granted, but everyone else is deaf.

I wish I had a pony. :p

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Granted. And it's the size of a thimble.

I wish my laundry would do itself. :D

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Granted. But the dryer eats it all.

I wish my Spanish would come back quicker.

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Granted. But you lose your English.

I wish my coffee cup would refill itself!

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Granted. But it fills itself with a drink you despise.
I wish I could catch up on my sleep.

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granted. but bed buggs start to bite you and you wake up running around like a maniac and cant get back to sleep again :D

i wish i wasent ill

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Granted but someone else has to put up with all your illnesses.

I wish I could have gone town today.

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Granted, but while skiing you fall off the mountain and are horribly injured.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

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Granted, but then you never want to eat and end up dying of malnutrition.


I wish my report will be good

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Granted but you had to pay 10 million dollars to get that report.

I wish for it to be a snow day off from school tomorrow.

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Granted, but you don't get summer vacation.

I wish I wasn't feeling so conflicted.

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Granted, but now everyone else is feeling conflicted.
I wish I could ace my science test.

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Granted but the teacher loses all the tests so it doesn't matter.

I wish my hand didn't hurt.

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Granted. Now the rest of you does.

I wish the summer production goes really well

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Granted but not many people turn up.

I wish time would hurry up so I could finally get some sleep.

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granted, but you'd wake up 10 minutes later

i wish... for nothing

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Granted, but you get something anyway (such is the nature of the game :p)

I wish that genetics would go away...

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Granted, now none of us exist.

I wish I had my driver's license.

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Granted, but on your first day out you wreck your car :sad:.

I wish for more music.

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Granted, but it's all recordings of yodelers and polka bands.

I wish I wasn't so obsessive over certain things so I could focus on more important things.

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granted but you cant focus on anything
I wish I knew why I have anxity at nights now