Silly Bans

[Kindred]

I bannn youuuu

Because your post count is one away from 3900, and I hate numbers that end in 99. They annoy me of the pathetic attempts of shops to convince me to buy something that's "under £50!". No, it is one away from £50. It does not count as being *under* £50. Pssssh.

I rambled again.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for rambling, and also because I'm waiting for a thread so absolutely epic that I HAVE to reply to it because 3900 is a pretty important number and I can't just make it on anything.

[Everglow.]

I ban you because your reply would probably be epic regardless of the thread it was posted in.

[Kindred]

I ban you for not allowing us to count above 4

[blurryface]

I ban you because of your colorful signature.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because the weather's shite and I was meant to mow the lawn today.

[blurryface]

I ban you for being older than me.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because it's raining. Again.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for not appreciating the rain.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because your name is orange.

[Choose]

Banned for being an "Average Joe"

[Castiel's Angel]

I ban you for being a teenhelp donor

[Skeleton]

I ban you for being younger than me.

[Everglow.]

I ban you for being older than me.

I ban you for being from the 'verse.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I get money tomorrow

[Storyteller.]

I ban you as payback because you ban a lot of people.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for your creative ban.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for banning creativity.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I banned your ban not your creativity. :P

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for being all technical in your banning.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for finding fault with my pedanticism

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because I've never seen anyone use the word 'pedanticism' before.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because apparently my "Verbal Comprehension Index score" is in the 99th percentile, and therefore you should expect to see some less common words

[Choose]

I ban you for having underscores in your name.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for being consistently green.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because people who are envious are meant to be green; you're not meant to be envious of people who are green. I can so tell you wish you were green.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I would totally suck at being a buddy, and therefore will never be green and am not jealous of it

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for thinking you'd be a sucky buddy.

[Choose]

I ban you for abbreviating the word "universe" in your location.

I ban you because your avatar is blurry(or I'm not wearing my contacts).

[Skeleton]

I ban you for being on cloud nine.

[Kindred]

I ban you because your avatar has no eyes

[Skeleton]

I ban you because your avatar has no eyes either!

I ban you because I've already been banned for being on cloud nine.

[i_like_black]

I ban you because I paid my Mum more money in rent than usual (I felt bad) and therefore may have forfeited my tobacco money :/

I ban you because you felt bad?

[Storyteller.]

I ban you for blowing off whatever plans I potentially could have made with you because you have rehearsal.

[i_like_black]

I ban you for not understanding about rehearsal.

[Storyteller.]

I ban you because I haven't banned you yet today.