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Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 20th 2011, 12:47 AM
Hey Ace! Happy birthday. You're gettin old bro.
"Ignore the ramblings of the ignorant, and step on or over their crumpled bodies as you make your way to the top of the mountain. Eat upon their flesh for fuel, and, through your determination and will, banish them to obscurity and a life of complacency and self righteousness that is the hell in which they live"
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 20th 2011, 01:30 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ACHERON!
I heard a few things haven't gone right for you lately; so these are some . . . eh, "self-fulfilling materials" to cheer yourself up this Christmas (assuming that you don't have a significant other to cheer you up)
The ultimate guide for those whose attempts to cook almost always end in disaster; you can learn to make some good meal with just the microwave. C'mon, while we both know cup noodles are the best invention ever since the discovery of fire, they have their limits.
A soft pillow with only one arm, but one PAIR of breast. See? The maker of this pillow definitely know which is more important. After your . . . eh, "session" with some porn and a fleshlight wears you out, this might help you discover some sweet dream.
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Blame the OP's images in her first post for these. She makes me thought of these stuffs, lol.
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 20th 2011, 08:17 AM
[...the second boob picture is totally winking at me]
Anyway!
Happy birthday little Acheron! You're a whole year older since I met you.
I hope you
1. drink tequila. Lots of it, if its not in your cereal we have isssues.
2. Eat cake. Again, lots! Perhaps skip the cereal and just have tequila and cake
3. dance around nekkid. [you know you want to]
and send me pictures
Seriously though, I hope you have a fantastic day and enjoy excessive amounts of everything.
"Life is pain, anybody that says different is selling something" ~ Fezzik's Mother, The Princess Bride. ♥
"To die, would be an awfully big adventure."~ Peter Pan
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumoured by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
~ The Buddha
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 21st 2011, 06:00 AM
Happy 7 hours belated birthday!
I will not sing for you like my name twin, but nonetheless I hope this year brings you plenty of debauchery and otherwise fantastic things. Also have a lovely holidays.
(n.b. I will probably assault you on msn sometime soon with all inquiries of an English nature that Jas can't answer, seeing as my moving date is a week away and I know shit all about how to live on your island. Fair warning.)
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 21st 2011, 01:08 PM
Jazzy, baby, I love it! My cakes are awesome! Especially that last one, because it looks really familiar for some reason. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Digilodger
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ACHERON!
I heard a few things haven't gone right for you lately; so these are some . . . eh, "self-fulfilling materials" to cheer yourself up this Christmas (assuming that you don't have a significant other to cheer you up)
Bwahahaha. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything. Thanks for the suggestions, dude.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kitty.
Try to be good.
Nope.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaia
3. dance around nekkid. [you know you want to]
and send me pictures
Lou, I'm surprised at you. A project administrator asking for naked pictures? I should report you for sexual harassment.
But I'd forgotten about your excellent taste in drinks. We should split a bottle sometime. Or, y'know, have a bottle each.
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Originally Posted by Willow.
Acheron. HAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY.
Honestly, I do hate you. But trust me, I love you.
Just roll with it.
AND IF YOU SEND LOU PICS, YOU BETTER SEND ME SOME TOO.
Hate you more, little one. But love you too. Now come to England so I can squeeze you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jas
(n.b. I will probably assault you on msn sometime soon with all inquiries of an English nature that Jas can't answer, seeing as my moving date is a week away and I know shit all about how to live on your island. Fair warning.)
I might have to block you.
But nah, I can help you out. Be the Neytiri to your Jake Sully.
To everyone: thanks a lot for the birthday wishes, and rest assured that I had a good time. Snuggles for all of you, especially the redheads.
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 21st 2011, 02:43 PM
I'm a little late...but a little late is fine happy birthday Acheron. The cakes looked nice...mainly the boobie cake.
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off. ~ Miley Cyrus
Re: Happy Birthday, Acheron! -
December 23rd 2011, 01:40 PM
Hey youuu, I know I'm a teeny bit late, but I haven't had time to come on.
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you had the best time ever! Here's wishing you have lots more to come!
I hate you like I love you, deal with it.
~Through the wind and the rain she stands hard as a stone
In a world that she can't rise above.
But her dreams give her wings and she flies to a place where she's loved.
Concrete Angel
"And so I grew from colt to stallion
As wild and as reckless as thunder over the land.
Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind.
Flying? There were times I believed I could."