Have you ever caught your parents having sex?

[Lu82]

Well i didnt see them having sexBut when i was 16 yrs old i was looking for something in their room and while i was looking for this something( i can't rememeber what it was) i found a photo of them doing something . I was so embarassed and shocked even disgusted ( i dont know why if everybody has sex) but i dont know its really gross finding stuff like that involving your parents.

Has anything like that ever happen to you?

[no.ordinary.dreamer]

Ive never seen or heard my parents have sex but it absolutely disgusts me to think of the idea of them having sex.
Its gross cause they are my parents
I know everyone has sex but its just so disgusting to think of my parents having sex.

[Rhop101]

I swear they were doing it on vacation this past summer, but I shrugged it off remembered I fool around with my what's wrong with my parents having fun.

[MermaidMassacre]

I can relate with the pictures.
I found seductive pictures of my mother all wrapped up in sheets. O_o
Good thing the sheets covered everything!
Plus there have been many times where I have had the greatness of getting to hear them having sex. -_-
It's like I know they have sex and all, but do I really have to hear it?
Bleh.

[ohsnap!]

Unfortunately for me, my bedroom is right next to my parents and the walls are about as thin as humanly possible. Heavy metal and headphones are my best friends some nights. :/

[L'espoir]

Thankfully, no

[Japhia]

I found lube in my dad's dresser draw once that was enough to freak me out quite badly.

*shudders*

[Power Cosmic]

This thread makes me LOL. Right until I remember a time when, where the main bathroom was occupied, I go to use my parents' room's en suite and see a condom in the toilet -_-;;

[Jesus Christ.]

I've never witnessed anything, but my dad will sometimes drop hints, like if we're going away for a a weekend he'll be like 'You'll be in the tent this weekend, we want the caravan to ourselves...'
It doesn't disgust me, I guess I just roll my eyes and get over it =p But I guess you could say we are quite open(ish) about sex and similar things

[luvflamingos]

Twice. I think. Once when I was trying to go to sleep, I heard my mother. I can't really describe it. Like she was in pain or something? I went to look and saw my dad down near her waist. The second time. I was on my way to my parents room to let them know that one of my friends was over. I knocked but no one said anything. So I went in and my mother just popped up out of nowhere. Neither time did I really see anything so I am not really sure.

[Unoriginal]

I went 18 long happy years with no sign of anything... Then a couple of months back I was woken up at 2am to this noise... After the first 10 seconds I knew what it was and tried to get back to sleep. Then I heard their bed moving. Now I’m terrified it will happen again.. lol.

[.Brittany.]

Originally Posted by Special Circumstances

This thread makes me LOL. Right until I remember a time when, where the main bathroom was occupied, I go to use my parents' room's en suite and see a condom in the toilet -_-;;

BAHAHAHA omg, that made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

and I think I heard something one night, but I'd rather not think about it xD

[Anonymity]

A few times. Even worse, though, when I was really little my friend and I were playing in her parents' bedroom closet and got trapped in there while they had really, really kinky sex.

[lilangel!]

hahahaha i love this thread!!!
despite the fact that its happened to me :|
my room is downstairs, was on my way to the bathroom (downstairs one) and heard my mum and her partner :| i could have cried lol
have also found sex toys and porn when being asked to get something from their room. i was not impressed lmao :L

[wonderbread]

My parents always shut their door when they were gonna have sex. When I was little I got scared I would just go in and sleep on the floor at the end of their bed. Well I did that one night and well my parents decided to have sex. They didn't know I was in there and I was woken up by their grown up activities. And I had to lay there until they were finished.
I was like seven so I didn't really know what the hell they were doing. I laid there thinking daddy was hurting mommy.


And well its not my dad but I was living with him at the time, along with his girlfriend, and their friend. I was living in the living room and their friends bedroom was right next to the living room. While I lived their, she got a boyfriend and he stayed over almost every night. And every night I would hear EVERYTHING. I could never look at them seriously ever again.

[Work_In_Progress]

I've never caught my parents having sex. I've rarely been into their room to accidently find stuff. However, in recent years I could swear I hear some rustling noise from their bedroom. I can imagine that my parents' sex life had went up lately because my mom started going to the gym 4 years ago and she's gotten a lot thinner and healthier looking.

I haven't seen anything.. just hear things.

[Kyeto-X]

My parents use to drop hints all the time about their fabled whip and the feather boa they have on their wall. When we were adults, and us boys came over to visit, and we had over stayed our welcome, one of my parents would walk into their bedroom, snap the whip and yell out, "Honey! *whip crack* I'm ready!"

We then quickly evacuated the premises

Yes

No-one was meant to be home....the airing cupboard is in their room and I wanted a towel out for a shower....my eyes

Ad my room is next to theirs. My parents are very...open about it. Loud too

[Skeleton]

I don't think I've ever heard/seen them having sex thankfully but I've been in my parents room and found sex toys in the most obvious of places way too many times. You honestly think they'd learn after a while.

[Ryan1]

Lol I walked in on my parents having sex once, I was blinded and got nightmares for like 3 months after that.

[forfrosne]

I don't think my parents have had sex in years lol, so no >_> They're like 55 now to be fair though :P

[xxCookiiexMonsterxx]

I walked in on my parents having sex when I was little, (I thought dad was hurting my mum) I have since found porn, condoms, lube..etc in there room.. I also hear them alot, alongside the hints and innuendo's.. tbh they are very open about sex and stuff so I generally just roll my eyes and leave them to it.. Also I'd prefer to think of my parent's being happy enough together to have sex then to not be and not happy together.

[Stained Dreamer]

definitely never happened to me...but my dad lives in another state now and when he's home they don't sleep in the same bed and barely kiss...so I don't expect them to do anything. :P

[WashoutThePain]

Bahahaha my parents don't even sleep in the same room half the time No way they are having sex xD

Although somehow my little sister was made 10 years ago.... >.>

Well, that definitely haven't had sex since

LMAO. No but I don't think it would disgust me. In the past it would have but the older you get the more you realize that sex is normal and not gross at all and if mom and dad didn't have sex you and I wouldn't be here!!!

Now my parents are divorced and the thought of them having sex with other people is a bit weird (they were married 28 years). LMAO thankfully I haven't walked in on either of them having sex with their current partners. That would be weird!!!! But, I wouldn't be disgusted by it.

[Nova]

Haha... THANK GOD NO. I really doubt they ever had sex since I was born.

Though my mom has been pregnant 6 times (I was the last of those pregnancies), I'm convinced my mom was a "lie there and take it" kind of partner just doing it just to have babies. Heh, I just really can't see her enjoying it at ALL based on personality.

[NineZeroEight]

NEVER...thank god, but they almost caught me tho o____O

[thebigmole]

This thread makes me think of the That 70s Show episode where Eric walks in on his parents, SOO FUNNY! Anyway it's never happened to me and probably never will. My dad has back issues so he hasn't even slept in the same room as my mother for probably 5 years.

[alixthetree]

I was really little when my parents split.
Although 3 years ago we moved our trailor house off the foundation to move in a new one and my mom's bf had just gotten back from being gone on the road for like 2 weeks...I can honestly say the house shook. I went and slept in the semi.

[Alrex]

Onetime my friend in grade 7 walked into his mom legs spread on the edge of the bed, and his dad eating her out using whipped cream.

I'm totally cool with my parents having sex, and although I've never talked about it, I'm sure they are fine with me having sex as long as I use certain precautions.

[Melody Pond]

Nope, I have found my Mum's sex toys when I was about 13/14 though. It was my own fault for looking for my Christmas presents while they were out.
It freaked me out at the time and for a while after but I got over it.

[niente_]

Thankfully not. It wouldn't be my parents anyway, it'd be mum and her partner or dad and his partner.

Though I did come across a box of 12 condoms in my mum's drawers next to her bed. An empty box :|

Thankfully no, I never did. I have caught my mother in the kitchen passionately making out with the boyfriend she had a few years ago, and that was unpleasant enough.

[BabyIndia]

Thankfully I've never seen it, but I've heard And I found lube and sex toys in my dads drawer once when I was told to get some socks. My mother dennyed it, but my dad haha he went bright red. M brother says they got worse after I moved out. He keeps begging to stay with me lmao.

[Silver Halide]

I've never seen it; luckily. However both myself, my sister, and many of our friends have heard it. My sister even had a friend who became too scared to sleep over again because of it.

They even did it once when we were in a small cottage with thin walls and a very noisy bed.