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Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 10:10 AM

Anyone got anything amusing that will make me laugh? I kinda need it at the minute... Thanks
   
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 10:50 AM

Hey. (: Fun and useless facts for you, coutesy of http://www.uselessfacts.ca/

If A Statue In The Park Of A Person On A Horse Has Both Front Legs In The Air, The Person Died In Battle; If The Horse Has One Front Leg In The Air, The Person Died As A Result Of Wounds Received In Battle; If The Horse Has All Four Legs On The Ground, The Person Died Of Natural Causes.

No Word In The English Language Rhymes With Month, Orange, Silver, And Purple.

Clans Of Long Ago That Wanted To Get Rid Of Their Unwanted People Without Killing Them Use To Burn Their Houses Down - Hence The Expression "To Get Fired."

Canada Is An Indian Word Meaning "Big Village".

There Are Two Credit Cards For Every Person In The United States.

Only Two People Signed The Declaration Of Independence On July 4Th, John Hancock And Charles Thomson. Most Of The Rest Signed On August 2, But The Last Signature Wasn't Added Until 5 Years Later

I Am." Is The Shortest Complete Sentence In The English Language.

This Expression Originated In British India Raj Days Among The Upper Class Indians. An Informal Sari Was (Is) 6 Yards Long. A Formal Sari Was (Is) 9 Yards Long. When Going To A Function, The Indian Ladies Had To Decide Whether To Go The "Whole Nine Yards" Or Not.

Also Another Theory For The "Whole 9 Yards" Is The Term "The Whole 9 Yards" Came From WWII Fighter Pilots In The South Pacific. When Arming Their Airplanes On The Ground, The .50 Caliber Machine Gun Ammo Belts Measured Exactly 27 Feet, Before Being Loaded Into The Fuselage. If The Pilots Fired All Their Ammo At A Target, It Got "The Whole 9 Yards."

The Most Common Name In The World Is Mohammed.

The Word "Samba" Means "To Rub Navels Together."

Mel Blanc (The Voice of Bugs Bunny) Was Allergic To Carrots.
The Very First Bomb Dropped By The Allies On Berlin During World War II Killed The Only Elephant In The Berlin Zoo.


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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 11:35 AM

Aha thank you
   
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 02:26 PM

i make up my own lame jokes!
so this would probably not be funny but just weird. but still!

what did the ant say to the fly?
hello, winged ancestor!
[that didn't make any sense. but can you imagine an ant saying that?]

what did the cake say to the cupcakee?
you're me, in a cup!

okay. um. that was stupidity in it's entirety. but i hope that made you happy, or at least smile! =)
   
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 02:40 PM

okay the previous post was just stupid, so i looked up some funny jokes online. hope it helps!
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette,
and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 04:48 PM

Haha thanks !
   
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 26th 2010, 07:04 PM

You're welcome. (:

And, I LOVED the camel one. Lol. It was great.
   
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Re: Just a little down.. - June 27th 2010, 10:11 AM

yeah.. :P
   
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