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May 11th 2010, 07:52 PM
....what would yours be saying? Meaning complaints and compliments that they would be giving to you and those around.
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May 11th 2010, 09:48 PM
My dog doesn't need to talk with his body language and facial expressions he says every thing he need to
 But if he did talk he would probably curse me out for not giving him my food and not letting him go inside my room and he wouldn’t shut up complaining all day that no one plays with him. Everyone is born right-handed. Only the greatest overcome it. |
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May 11th 2010, 10:52 PM
My puppy would be begging for attention, as if he doesn't get enough already.
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May 12th 2010, 03:01 AM
Harley: Why is my human looking at me strange? Oh hell, he isn't going to disturb my me time by picking me up is he?
Zilly: Zzzzzzz Ozzy: Oh haaaai.... Can I has nom noms plz? >.> Zilly: Zzzzzz Astra: Hm...I know I've tried this a good few times, but I bet I can get out of that air vent a fraction of the width of my head!  .Zilly:..Wha?...ooh, time to go explore?.....actually, na, I can't be bothered. Zzzzz  "My one desire is for peace -- peace for everyone" |
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May 12th 2010, 03:20 AM
Right now my dog would say "you better leave me alone, I'm sleeping. If you don't, I'll growl. GRRR."
He would probably complain that he doesn't get to go on enough walks, and that there aren't enough squirrels around lately.  |
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May 12th 2010, 03:27 AM
my dog would be calling me profanities. lol he has such an attitude. and saying, you better give me treats.
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May 12th 2010, 04:46 PM
My dog would probably be commenting on how my mom is never home now, and confessing that shes a lesbian. And my hermit crab would be asking for the ocean and more food.
When all your friends have come and gone, And the sun no longer shines, And the happiness for which you long is washed away like an ocean's tide, When all the hard times outweigh the good, And all your words are misunderstood, When the day seems lost from the start You must follow your heart, You must follow your heart. |
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May 12th 2010, 05:22 PM
My 2 dogs would probably curse at me
Tell me to stop bothering themWith my puppy.. well who knows xD infinite possibilities ! |
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May 12th 2010, 05:36 PM
Charlie (dog): Huh? (he always looks confused imo
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May 12th 2010, 05:47 PM
Buttons (my dog) You eat all that yummy looking food! Gimme!!!! Also, let me sleep in your bed and take me everywhere you go pleaseeee!!
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May 13th 2010, 12:11 AM
My cat?
Probably something along the lines of "Get this toddler off of me" "Get this toddler off of my cat tree" "Give me my soft food already lady. Get the toddler his drink LATER!" "Hey, you, can you get this toddler off me?" "Okay fine, I see that you're all going to sleep now.. I'll just go curl up on the toddler's legs and pass out with him in his bed" .:6:21 a.m.:. .:12-01-2007:. .:Logan Jacob:. My Everything I support Project Linus! Let Go Laughing "It took a pair of soft blue eyes, and a smile so sweet.. to make me reach up high, and really dig down deep.."  |
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May 13th 2010, 10:19 AM
My doggy would be like - Oh Megan your epic.
Come on boys, come on girls In this crazy, crazy world You’re the diamonds, you’re the pearls Let’s make a new tomorrow Come on girls, come on boys It’s your future, it’s your choice And your weapon is your voice Let’s make a new tomorrow Today follow me please. I'll follow back. http://photographicjournal.tumblr.com/ |
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May 16th 2010, 04:17 PM
My dog would say:
"Hurry up I want my food now!" "Do I have to, it's cold and dark outside and the last thing I want to do is be out there with you, can't I just sleep all day and night?" "Stop all looking at me, I can't help it - I'm a greyhound. If you can't stand the smell go somewhere else!" Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river, and one again after the fall. We drink from the river, then we turn around and put up our walls. When you lose small mind, you free your life. When you free your eyes, eternal prize.  |
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May 17th 2010, 05:32 AM
Mara (border collie): James, I'm smarter than you, you know it, and I'll do whatever I want.
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May 18th 2010, 10:02 PM
My cat Mystere is a very vocal young cat, and she will imitate the way our voices rise and fall as we say certain things. So in a way, she can talk! We know when she says certain things like "I love you" or "Hello" or "how are you" because she meows in the same pitches as we say those things. I don't know if she knows what those sayings mean, but it's pretty cool. I do know one thing she would love to master human speech for though: "feed me!!!" haha.
My other cat, Allie, prefers to talk with her eyes, but I'm not sure what she would be saying. She is such a quiet cat, never really asks for anything, just sits with us and purrs  I'm much closer to Allie on an emotional level and she would probably just be saying "I love you."
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May 18th 2010, 10:13 PM
My dog probably speaks more with his body language and facial expressions than he ever could with words, but if he could talk, he would probably say "More food please!" or "Why do I have to go outside in the freezing cold to use the toilet?"
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May 19th 2010, 01:28 AM
my fish would tell me to feed it more often. hahah.
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May 19th 2010, 06:31 PM
Ugh, all of my pets are so greedy I'm sure all they would say is, "Feed me!" Well my kitten is more of the "pet me!" type.
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May 19th 2010, 08:00 PM
Well, my cats would be telling me how much they love me and how much they are scared half to death by everyone else.
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May 19th 2010, 08:40 PM
My cat would be telling me how much he loves me and how he wants me to cuddle up with him
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May 19th 2010, 09:08 PM
My doggy would probably laugh for me talking and singing to it, and us saying her name like she is a little kid. She would probably be a chatter box, because she has way too much energy.
The cat would probably be like leave me the h*ll alone, and curse at us to let her outside. The guinea pigs would probably be begging for more food. xD |
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May 20th 2010, 12:14 PM
My dog "talks" already as he gives some of the husky howls sometimes or when he's asleep, he'll moan out of laziness, tiredness or being so pampered. If he could talk, it'd be for getting attention, getting pet or chewing on something to eat. When he's at the dog park, he'd be saying to other dogs to play with him or going to owners and telling them to pet him and play.
Then again, he also is kind of a thief in that he steals unedible things, so he may just be saying "mine, mine, mine. Can I have that? Who cares, mine, mine, mine". |
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May 20th 2010, 06:31 PM
My cockatiel would constantly be saying, "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! Hey, you're not listening to me! Pay attention to me. Play with me! Pet me. HEY!"
He is constantly squacking because I won't pay attention to him every minute of every day, and it gets a bit annoying sometimes but I still love him!
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May 26th 2010, 11:11 PM
Kit (pregnant): So this is day 15 of my imprisonment. Why won't you let me out! Let me out Lemme out!
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May 31st 2010, 08:06 AM
I have thought of this so many times. My dog, Shorty, whines constantly until he gets what he wants. Which, usually all he really wants is to go for a w-a-l-k. I can't say the word out loud or else he whines
Thank goodness he can't spell! As for Gigi, she's quiet and as long as I'm providing her with her needs she's fine.
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June 1st 2010, 12:56 AM
My dog Sophie right now would be asking my mum when I'm going to come home. I haven't seen her in 4 months.
But... if it were a normal day with her, she would say "I love it when you don't take a shower for a week and then we both stink together. I can even sit on your lap and yawn in your face and you don't notice the smell" Not that I do that very often... 
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