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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 04:49 AM

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.



Most random news story ever lol

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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 05:15 AM

LMAO, it sounds like most men's (and some women's) dreams gone bad. I'm sure the guy who was going for it was thinking the same but then his delight when rotten. It could be an excellent story to tell young kids (although change the details a bit) of why you shouldn't always jump straight for it.


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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 07:23 PM

Ewwwww. But lol. I like how in the report it says she was nude from the "waste down." Classy.
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 08:46 PM

Some of the things which end up in police reports really do beggar belief...it's even more amusing/disturbing when the prosecution quote from the report and read out the statements in court. Arrests for drunk and disorderly usually come with some pretty colourful reports shall we say. But this is definitely one of the worse ones I've seen...


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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 08:55 PM

Lol wow that is so nasty.
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 09:05 PM

Damn, she was horny!
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 09:27 PM

Thank you for posting this, you just made my day
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 09:42 PM

So it was either performing cunnilingus on her or getter their throats cut.. I think the answer is pretty obvious there.


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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 6th 2010, 10:23 PM

Wow. What a... colorful news story here. What was with the second man? Her husband declined her "invitation" immediately, but his friend seemed to be all for it until... you know. I'm not sure if I found that more disturbing or amusing. If my friend was legally married to someone, I would not be making any advances on that partner, regardless of whether or not they still lived together... Not only would that be disrespectful, but I'd think it would be awkward as well, especially if the husband was there...

I don't know, do the actions of the second man strike anyone else as being a bit odd?

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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 8th 2010, 02:19 AM

Personally, with THAT woman...I think I would chose my throat, she was gross :P

And she was not my fiancee


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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 8th 2010, 03:01 AM

Eh...I would rather getting slit. At least it is going to be fast.


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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 8th 2010, 09:08 AM

O.o wow... Doesn't that sound fun
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 10th 2010, 12:12 PM

I saw a movie called "Teeth" once where a woman had teeth in her vagina

This news clip definately comes to a close second in my nightmares
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 14th 2010, 09:43 PM

BAHAHAHAHHHAHAAH.
How...charming.
   
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Re: Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report - November 14th 2010, 11:14 PM

O.o; Ew. xD.

People these days -_-




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