Paranoid

[Ambiance]

The comedy of this is that I'm a virgin.

The gist is that: I performed oral sex on my boyfriend, then at some point he kissed me for a while, then he performed oral on me for a short time period. I'm paranoid that this could have gotten me pregnant somehow. I'm curious about the likelihood that anything left in my mouth could have made it to that point.

Note: I swallowed, but I didn't feel like there was excess lurking in my mouth or anything.

[Tigerlily.]

Although the chances of you getting pregnant are as close to none as it can almost get, if you're still worried, take a pregnancy test. But really the chances of you getting pregnant are less than 1% I'd say, because sperm does not survive outside of the body for very long and sperm normally cannot last long enough to be ejaculated then have you two make out, and still be alive. I would say you aren't but if you're still worried, just take a pregnancy test.

[Ambiance]

Thank you I just needed to hear that straight-up lol.

[Aletheia*]

The chances of this are extremely slim. If you continue to be paranoid and worry, there is a chance that you stress so much that you can miss your period or put your mind and body in a state that thinks your pregnant, even though you aren't. This is called an hysterical pregnancy.