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The cries of a thousand baby sea turtles.
Do the chickens have large talons? |
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Only on the 5th full moon of March.
Why do trees produce O2 |
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Because R2D2 needed a vowel.
Why is Pi infinite? |
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Because the universe is Pi?
Why is the grass green but the sky is not green? |
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Because the sky reflects the ocean.
Why are oranges orange? |
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Because they were made in Taiwan.
What's the best time of day to go bird-watching? |
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At night.
What makes a plane stay in the sky? |
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Imaginaaaaaation.
Why does everything I punch try to stalk me? |
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Because it doesn't have roots.
Do snails know they move slowly? |
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No because they see everything in fast-forward!
Why do colors fade? |
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Because nothing good happens on Friday the 13th.
Why can't I understand my math homework? |
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Because the teachers want to see you fail.
Do people die if they're killed (need to know if Fate/Stay Night was right about that.) |
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No they die when they die.
Why are fishes' memory span so short? |
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They sold their memories for more fish food.
Why does winter have to be so cold? |
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Because everyone leaves their fridges open.
Why don't we have christmas plants instead of trees? |
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The plants will turn against us and ruin Christmas.
When it is the right time to put the Christmas tree up? |
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Now. Right now. Why are you sitting there. VAMOS.
Um.... do you know... the muffin man....? |
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Only for his stale, overly-priced produce at Starbucks.
How many ice cream cones can you eat in a row? |
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Ten feet.
Why isn't the pringle tub bigger so I can fit my hand in? |
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So the container can't eat your hand.
What causes laziness? |
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Laziness is caused by the day going by too fast
Why are there so many different colours? |
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Because some of them are tones.
Why is it so windy outside? |
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Mother Nature turned the wind machine on.
Why do I have no money? |
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Because you hide your money in the safest place where even you wouldn't be able to find it again.:)
Why is it freezing cold in bed? |
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Because your bedroom is a freezer!
Worst band ever!? |
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Rubber. They hurt so much when they hit you :bleh:.
How do I grow a money tree? |
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By planting pennies in front of Trump Tower.
Does "good cop, bad cop," ever actually work? |
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Only in a film.
What is the meaning of a potato? |
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To spud or not to spud.
Will the weather be nicer tomorrow? |
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I don't think so. They have a horrible personality. :(
What is rain? |
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God\'s Tears.
Why do we have eyebrows? |
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that way we know when are foreheads end
What\'s the color of the sky and why? |
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Purple because penguins can\'t dance.
Why are newspapers always printed in black ink? |
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Green was at the store.
Has anyone really been far as decided as to use even go want to do look more like? |
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Because if you didn\'t, then everybody would.
Why to telephone wires go all twisty like that? |
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Because if they were straight, they wouldn\'t work as well.
What\'s in Eren\'s basement? |
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Eren\'s other basement.
What\'s on top of the moon? |
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an elephant
why do we have two eyes and not one? |
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Because the number of eyes needed to match our ears.
Why is the ocean salty? |
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because of all the whale and dolphin pee in it
what holiday is it today? |
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