|
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Flag Day.
Why did people like Furbies? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
The world may never know!
Why am I sick on Thanksgiving? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
because it's not Christmas
why do people eat with forks? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because they're all pointy and shiny.
Why can't we have spoons instead of arms? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because then we'd be unarmed and wouldn't win the fight.
Why has Christmas come round so fast? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because each year gets shorter and shorter.
Why do I love shoes so much? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
It's all because you always eat them, maybe with some chocolate spreading.
Why does my skin hurts when I hit a wine glass against my face? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because it doesn't hurt when you hit a stuffed monkey to your face.
Why am I sitting at the hospital right now? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because you followed the flashing lights.
Why are there motorcycles with three wheels? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
So it will be easier to play card games on them.
Why do people say that water is blue when it's actually pink? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because it's actually green.
How many potatoes can I stuff into stuffing? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
500 potatoes
Why do I enjoy writing fan fiction? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
So you can release the Kraken!
How are potatoes made? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
By mashing up carrots.
What causes a headache? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
There is a construction work in your brain. The cerebrum midgets did it.
How do you extinguish a girl on fire? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Shoot her with a paintball gun.
What's the best way to kill a fly? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
To give it a buzz.
What's the meaning of a banana? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
K.
Why can't pigs fly? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Their wings aren't flappy enough.
How many people can you fit into a carrot? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
it depends on the size
Why am I wearing a cow beanie on my head? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because you didn't drink enough milk.
Why do ducks quack? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because they don't moo
Why don't dogs have wings? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because pigs do.
Why do bees sting? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because they have nothing better to do.
How do I know if someone's a hobbit? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Why are you a man
|
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because they yell "Gandalf" every time a tall guy with a beard walks past
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
- The thrift shop song
-- What's the first word you think of when you see a banana? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Orange.
How long can children throw tantrums before wearing themselves out? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Until their voice pierces through the heavens!
Do you like waffles? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
I like skies.
When did the last unicorn come out of the sky? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
When I last ate Lucky Charms.
Why is the sky blue? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because it's sad that you ate all the Lucky Charms.
Why is milk white when cows are black and white? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
They have black blood :dem:
Why do cars look the way they do? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because they come from the CARribbean. :dem:
Why do cats meow? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because I ate all the tuna fish.
Are ghosts real? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Yes... what do you think the wind is? :rolleyes:
Why do fish live in water? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
If Monkeys live in trees.
Why does chicken go so well with rice? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because nobody crossed the road
Why is the rain falling from the sky? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because dolphins are making a bunch of splashes in the ocean.
Why is the sky blue? |
Re: Ask a stupid question, recieve a stupid answer.
Because the Grinch stole Christmas.
Why do we kiss under mistletoe? |
| All times are GMT. The time now is 12:44 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin®.
Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search engine optimization by vBSEO.
All material copyright ©1998-2025, TeenHelp.
Terms | Legal | Privacy | Conduct | Complaints | Mobile